Wow...
GIRLS
Aspin - I don't like
Aspen, but at least it's spelled right.
Charleigh
Joe - It's a girl! Get over it!
Marguerite &
Dawn - I actually love these names.
Naudia Coy - Oh, the joy.
Sailor
Rose - Was it a broken dream?
Toni Rena - NMS.
Milyn
Elizabeth - Got to love
Elizabeth.
Caden - Bad, bad, associations with this, and I loathe it on a girl.
Lilyth - Frasier's wife should learn to spell.
Jerzey - Is it New?
Sky - I prefer
Skye.
Ambrazhay - La-dee-da.
Phoenyx -
Come on, people.
Sloane - I actually don't mind this, but I prefer it as a middle name.
Vanity - It's not a good thing!
Jentri - Again...
Paisley -
Brad.
Paisley Madison -
Brad again.
Paisley Rose -
Brad again.
Hermione Skye - Pretty name, but strong
Harry Potter association. Go with
Skye Hermione.
Roseberline
Eve - What did
Rose ever do to you?
Clover Michelle Angele - Nothing wrong with
Michelle, though it's NMS.
Paris - Loathe it.
Dawn Ice Cheerfullyn - Ice?
Come on.
Wynter Brooks -
Winter is bad enough...
Coral - Okay...
Pearl - Pretty, actually...
Journee
Mae - Look! Up in the sky! It's horrible taste!
Logan Grace -
Grace to log.
Grayson Elana - It's pathetic.
November
Rain - is all too common. Next, please.
Keegan Anna Rose -
Anna &
Rose are good, but remember it's a girl.
Jensyn
Elizabeth - Her name is backwards!
Nevaeh Skylin - So's hers!
Heaven Lee - Can't you just hear it? "
Heaven. I'm in
Heaven."
Haven Marie - NMS.
Heaven Joy -
Love Joy, but
Heaven again?
Tempest Kimber - Is she angry?
Xzavion
Unique -
Unique is right.
Parker Elliott - Got to love surnames. She'll have 3, please.
Reesor
Dawn -
Dawn. They've tortured you.
Vienna
Victoria - Please tell me her last name doesn't start with a V.
Harley Emmerson - The proper name of motorcycles.
Bronwyn Elle - Tolerable.
Kiloh Ginelle
Yvon - Imaginative, but this isn't Creative Writing class.
Lyrika Ashby
Lynn -
Lyric is a two-syllable world. Life sucks. Deal with it.
Remington
Anna - Getting to the feminine side of 1980s TV.
Maddox Rosalie - Ahh, the days when boys were girls...
Eglantine Rose - Gelatin, maybe?
Alabama - Birmingham.
Michael x 2 -
Come on, people.
Amor Phenix - Again with the spelling.
Beberlyn
Vanessa - Bebe Gun. With another syllable.
Keagan
Elizabeth - ....
Dylan Hester - I prefer
Esther over
Hester, but as for
Dylan...
Kimoya A'Millionna - What? Did they win a million?
Nirvavella
Grace - Please tell me you're kidding.
BOYS
Lazarus - I actually don't mind it.
Holt
Thomas -
Thomas is okay.
Grey Salvatore -
Grey. Blah.
Rush
Michael - Limbaugh. Please.
Coasten
Daniel - Wouldn't it be ironic if he was born in like
Nevada?
Chancelor
Joseph - Is it a title?
Micaiah Joshua - Not gonna dog on Biblical.
Napoléon - A Communist pig in
Animal Farm or a crazy French guy. You pick.
Merrimen
Ethan - How merry they were!
Bryar - Transgendered misspelling. How attractive.
Sutton
Grey - Sutton's Buttons. A store I used to live by.
Archer
Nolan - You can call him
Archie!
Sincere - Apologies to this poor kid.
Zion - Lion. Biblical title are NMS.
Jude - I actually think this okay.
Rhett - "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dam*."
McLean - Wow. Now that would be an interesting character on
Grey's Anatomy.
Dallas - Let's name our kids after soap operas!
Azariah - NMS, but it's better than a lot.
Rusty -
My gosh! :-|
Josiah Kaori - I really like
Josiah.
Quinn Madog - Mad dog. Maybe a high school nickname.
Vega - Ugh.
Phenix
Lee -
Phoenix. It's not just a legend anymore.
Grayson Chester - There have been worse.
Eliot Darol -
Elliot Daryl might work.
Getman - The Getman's gonna get me!
Race - A competition or your nationality.
Shaden - ...
Kavren - Sweet surrender. I give up.
Zephyr William - Ugh
Lynden
Bentley - NMS.
Koden - A code as to why they named their kid this.
Cambryn - Just when it couldn't get worse...
Jaqsyn - And now it did.
Maddox Somphone Xeng - Wow.
Proshanto
Alexandros - I hope there's some meaning to this.
Ryker
Zachary - Ryker, Striker, Biker. What a persona.
Kyro
Osman - Poor child.
SIBSETS
Theory &
Cadence - Philosophy & Virtue
Lindsey &
Ocean &
Tristin - NMS all the way through.
Avalon &
Scarlet - I like
Scarlet, but prefer
Scarlett.
Timber &
Teagan - Timber!
Carson &
Reese - Ugh.
GIRLS
Applyn Rashay - It's an apple with -
lyn.
Crue
Aspen - Crue. It's crude, but it's true.
McKenzie Riverz - Well, someone must've failed spelling.
Miakoda
Monday - Poor, poor child.
Saige Trip - Did they fall on their way up?
Ivy Anna - There have been worse, I suppose.
Tigerlily -
Heck no.
Frantasia Destinique - Wow. Wow. Wow.
Jazzmin Breeze - The smell of jasmine drifting in the breeze...
Omarie
Janine -
Omar!
Jasper-Naomi - Couldn't decide on its gender?
Michael-Ann - Again?
Michael Carson - Please, no.
Michael-Michelle - It's a guy's name, and it's feminine version.
Journey
Iola - It's a band, people!
Summerville - Isn't this a TV show?
Stormisitc - WOW.
Temple Rae - ...and the award for worst word name goes to...
Tru
River Blue - They aren't blue if they're polluted.
Paris Nanaya - Na na na na. Na na na na. Hey, hey, hey. Goodbye,
Paris
TWINS- For these I'll just list ones I like
Phillip - like
Philip. No 2nd L
WayneThomasGenevieveMiles - on a guy.
EllenSummerMillicentPage - spelled
PaigeAlexisHester - prefer
EstherWilliamDuncanDouglasForrestAndrewJoelJohnMorganJustin
As for the rest, HOLY COW! Those poor people!
Edited... Oops! Typos!
Edited again... due to apparent lack of proofreading ability.
This message was edited 3/8/2008, 7:24 PM