[Opinions] *pops handful of pain pills and Maalox*
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
I suspect (hope) that many of the "girl's names on boys" are mistakes or pranks. I seriously doubt there are male Jessicas, Sarahs and Rebeccas running around.
Charleigh Joe: No secret what they really wanted.
Dawn: It's nice to see this used.
Naudia Coy: Oooh, she's naughty and she's coy.
Jerzey: Like those Jerzees athletic clothes.
Vanity: It's not a virtue, dammit!
Roseberline: What a thing to do to a Rose.
Dawn Ice Cheerfullyn: And what terrible things are done to Dawn! Cheerfullyn, I swear.
November Rain: Not again!
Heaven Lee: Predictably trashy, and trashily predictable.
Heaven Joy: Same here.
Harvey: bad enough to name a boy that.
Eglantine: Yes, I know it's a flower, but so is skunk cabbage.
Amor Phenix: Another stripper name.
Beberlyn: I bet they'll say "We're honoring Aunt Beverly."
Nirvavella Grace: Why, the nerve of Ella Grace!
Napoleon: Very short pompous guy with mental problems.
Merrimen: but there's only one of him.
McLean: The McDonald's antidote to Supersize.
Rusty: A guy named Rusty is not going to go very far in business.
Quinn Madog: *stares, blinks* Mad dog.
Getman: Oh no, it's Getman!
Jaqsyn: *retches loudly and wetly*
Theory: And her sister Hypothesis.
Applyn Rashay: A rash you get from apples.
Frantasia Destinique: As if Fantasia Destiny isn't trashy enough.
Michael-Michelle: Like Victor-Victoria.
Summerville: ad her brother Morristown.
Stormisitc: How is that supposed to sound?
Tru River Blue: Sounds like a music festival.
Libass Laye: Having ass and lay in the same sentence is never wise.
Nevaeh Skyy: See Heaven Lee.
Meadow Skye: Can't think which way is up.
Blaze Meridia: Isn't she Batman's nemesis?
Summer Starr: See Heaven Lee.
Spring Hester: We're gonna sneak into the jail and spring Hester.
Humboldt Garcia: For all the world, this is like one of those phony names you might see on spam e-mail.
Graves: Oh how sweet!
Hooper: That one just makes me laugh.
Yorkton Sanders: I can't imagine a person named Yorkton.
Charleigh Joe: No secret what they really wanted.
Dawn: It's nice to see this used.
Naudia Coy: Oooh, she's naughty and she's coy.
Jerzey: Like those Jerzees athletic clothes.
Vanity: It's not a virtue, dammit!
Roseberline: What a thing to do to a Rose.
Dawn Ice Cheerfullyn: And what terrible things are done to Dawn! Cheerfullyn, I swear.
November Rain: Not again!
Heaven Lee: Predictably trashy, and trashily predictable.
Heaven Joy: Same here.
Harvey: bad enough to name a boy that.
Eglantine: Yes, I know it's a flower, but so is skunk cabbage.
Amor Phenix: Another stripper name.
Beberlyn: I bet they'll say "We're honoring Aunt Beverly."
Nirvavella Grace: Why, the nerve of Ella Grace!
Napoleon: Very short pompous guy with mental problems.
Merrimen: but there's only one of him.
McLean: The McDonald's antidote to Supersize.
Rusty: A guy named Rusty is not going to go very far in business.
Quinn Madog: *stares, blinks* Mad dog.
Getman: Oh no, it's Getman!
Jaqsyn: *retches loudly and wetly*
Theory: And her sister Hypothesis.
Applyn Rashay: A rash you get from apples.
Frantasia Destinique: As if Fantasia Destiny isn't trashy enough.
Michael-Michelle: Like Victor-Victoria.
Summerville: ad her brother Morristown.
Stormisitc: How is that supposed to sound?
Tru River Blue: Sounds like a music festival.
Libass Laye: Having ass and lay in the same sentence is never wise.
Nevaeh Skyy: See Heaven Lee.
Meadow Skye: Can't think which way is up.
Blaze Meridia: Isn't she Batman's nemesis?
Summer Starr: See Heaven Lee.
Spring Hester: We're gonna sneak into the jail and spring Hester.
Humboldt Garcia: For all the world, this is like one of those phony names you might see on spam e-mail.
Graves: Oh how sweet!
Hooper: That one just makes me laugh.
Yorkton Sanders: I can't imagine a person named Yorkton.
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ROFL
I must say personally I was struck by Dawn Ice Cheerefullyn. Did they name her after an ice cream brand?
I must say personally I was struck by Dawn Ice Cheerefullyn. Did they name her after an ice cream brand?