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[Opinions] *pops handful of pain pills and Maalox*
I suspect (hope) that many of the "girl's names on boys" are mistakes or pranks. I seriously doubt there are male Jessicas, Sarahs and Rebeccas running around.Charleigh Joe: No secret what they really wanted.Dawn: It's nice to see this used.Naudia Coy: Oooh, she's naughty and she's coy.Jerzey: Like those Jerzees athletic clothes.Vanity: It's not a virtue, dammit!Roseberline: What a thing to do to a Rose.Dawn Ice Cheerfullyn: And what terrible things are done to Dawn! Cheerfullyn, I swear.November Rain: Not again!Heaven Lee: Predictably trashy, and trashily predictable.Heaven Joy: Same here.Harvey: bad enough to name a boy that.Eglantine: Yes, I know it's a flower, but so is skunk cabbage.Amor Phenix: Another stripper name.Beberlyn: I bet they'll say "We're honoring Aunt Beverly."Nirvavella Grace: Why, the nerve of Ella Grace!Napoleon: Very short pompous guy with mental problems.Merrimen: but there's only one of him.McLean: The McDonald's antidote to Supersize.Rusty: A guy named Rusty is not going to go very far in business.Quinn Madog: *stares, blinks* Mad dog.Getman: Oh no, it's Getman!Jaqsyn: *retches loudly and wetly*Theory: And her sister Hypothesis.Applyn Rashay: A rash you get from apples.Frantasia Destinique: As if Fantasia Destiny isn't trashy enough.Michael-Michelle: Like Victor-Victoria.Summerville: ad her brother Morristown.Stormisitc: How is that supposed to sound?Tru River Blue: Sounds like a music festival.Libass Laye: Having ass and lay in the same sentence is never wise.Nevaeh Skyy: See Heaven Lee.Meadow Skye: Can't think which way is up.Blaze Meridia: Isn't she Batman's nemesis?Summer Starr: See Heaven Lee.Spring Hester: We're gonna sneak into the jail and spring Hester.Humboldt Garcia: For all the world, this is like one of those phony names you might see on spam e-mail.Graves: Oh how sweet!Hooper: That one just makes me laugh.Yorkton Sanders: I can't imagine a person named Yorkton.
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ROFLI must say personally I was struck by Dawn Ice Cheerefullyn. Did they name her after an ice cream brand?
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