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Help[Opinions] the list is the very worst yet, I want to punch somebody in the teeth!
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Amaretto Alexis: That's an alcoholic drink I haven't seen used as a fn yet.
Angel Lilly: Funeral home flowers.
Audumn: Aw, dumb!
Bileigh Broderrick: "My parents were hoping really hard for a boy, and they're not very happy I wasn't one."
Blou Angel: That is probably in the Top Ten for Most Asinine Name Combos of All Time. At least for this week.
Blu Starr: And sibs Blu Kross and Blu Sheeld.
Blue-Roseetter Angel: To be a bit different from Blou Angel.
Blue Laverne: The nurses had to talk pretty fast to stop them going all out and calling her Blue Lagoon.
Blue Velvet: Have they ever seen the movie? It's very kinky.
Bluebell Adora: The BTN line of My Little Ponies.
Bluebell Isis: Mom had a craving for Bluebell Ice Cream.
Bluebell Pixie: Mom is a giggling teenager still obsessed with glitter graphics, fairy fok and anything involving princesses.
Chyna Star: They make real good Moo Goo Gai Pan.
Dandy Lilac: What the hell is with these idiotic, simpering, cutesy-fairy-tale names?
Geisha Marie: Do they even know what a geisha is?
Genesis Alexis: Try saying that fast three times.
Grey Sky: I want to knock Tuesday clear to next Thursday.
Heaven Leigh: Mom: Feather-Brain.
Hitchcock Olga: WT ding-dong galloping F???!!! (Punctuation marks fought each other to get in that sentence.)
Izzy Isis: I dunno, is he?
Liberty Nation: I can probably find one of those white-supremacist/survivalist/anti-government magazines that's named that.
Marigold Lark: Of all the flowers out there to choose from, and they pick one that stinks.
Millie Peaceful: Thrown out of her preschool for throwing blocks.
Misty-Diamond Bobbie: Bobbie dancing at the Lusty Kitty.
Muskan Anna: Stinky Anna.
Pippa Pearl Jean: Redneck tries for poncey Brit.
Roseangel Electra: New pink vacuum cleaner?
Tigerlily Congo: Parents wouldn't know Tigerlily if it sprounted from their butt, and couldn't find Congo on a map.
Tulip Crystal: Fancy glassware?
Willow: Thank goodness.
ZamZam: I don't imagine this family is Asian? No, I doubt it. Were they Marilyn Manson fans, pray tell?
Bluebell Elvis: I hope the social workers take this kid away.
Bluebell Hercules,: see, they gave him sucha little pwincess name they had to use Hercules in hopes nobody will dare make fun of him. Won't work.
Cannon Jack: And Machine Gun Joe and Pistol Pete.
Champ: what annoying sitcom dads call their bratty swaggering sons.
Copper Tyler: Will tile your bathroom in copper.
Dakota Jameathin: They had a lisp and wanted it to be Jamison.
Freedom Tiger: A Maoist resistance group, known for their vrutality?
Mojo: Gangster right from birth.
Pacer Joe: Why not make it Trader Joe so it looks like Joe is actually doing something rather than pacing back and forth.
Shayd Walker: Somebody who only walks under trees for fear of sunburn.
Ugonna Daniel: I didn't know Daniel is a verb.
Angel Lilly: Funeral home flowers.
Audumn: Aw, dumb!
Bileigh Broderrick: "My parents were hoping really hard for a boy, and they're not very happy I wasn't one."
Blou Angel: That is probably in the Top Ten for Most Asinine Name Combos of All Time. At least for this week.
Blu Starr: And sibs Blu Kross and Blu Sheeld.
Blue-Roseetter Angel: To be a bit different from Blou Angel.
Blue Laverne: The nurses had to talk pretty fast to stop them going all out and calling her Blue Lagoon.
Blue Velvet: Have they ever seen the movie? It's very kinky.
Bluebell Adora: The BTN line of My Little Ponies.
Bluebell Isis: Mom had a craving for Bluebell Ice Cream.
Bluebell Pixie: Mom is a giggling teenager still obsessed with glitter graphics, fairy fok and anything involving princesses.
Chyna Star: They make real good Moo Goo Gai Pan.
Dandy Lilac: What the hell is with these idiotic, simpering, cutesy-fairy-tale names?
Geisha Marie: Do they even know what a geisha is?
Genesis Alexis: Try saying that fast three times.
Grey Sky: I want to knock Tuesday clear to next Thursday.
Heaven Leigh: Mom: Feather-Brain.
Hitchcock Olga: WT ding-dong galloping F???!!! (Punctuation marks fought each other to get in that sentence.)
Izzy Isis: I dunno, is he?
Liberty Nation: I can probably find one of those white-supremacist/survivalist/anti-government magazines that's named that.
Marigold Lark: Of all the flowers out there to choose from, and they pick one that stinks.
Millie Peaceful: Thrown out of her preschool for throwing blocks.
Misty-Diamond Bobbie: Bobbie dancing at the Lusty Kitty.
Muskan Anna: Stinky Anna.
Pippa Pearl Jean: Redneck tries for poncey Brit.
Roseangel Electra: New pink vacuum cleaner?
Tigerlily Congo: Parents wouldn't know Tigerlily if it sprounted from their butt, and couldn't find Congo on a map.
Tulip Crystal: Fancy glassware?
Willow: Thank goodness.
ZamZam: I don't imagine this family is Asian? No, I doubt it. Were they Marilyn Manson fans, pray tell?
Bluebell Elvis: I hope the social workers take this kid away.
Bluebell Hercules,: see, they gave him sucha little pwincess name they had to use Hercules in hopes nobody will dare make fun of him. Won't work.
Cannon Jack: And Machine Gun Joe and Pistol Pete.
Champ: what annoying sitcom dads call their bratty swaggering sons.
Copper Tyler: Will tile your bathroom in copper.
Dakota Jameathin: They had a lisp and wanted it to be Jamison.
Freedom Tiger: A Maoist resistance group, known for their vrutality?
Mojo: Gangster right from birth.
Pacer Joe: Why not make it Trader Joe so it looks like Joe is actually doing something rather than pacing back and forth.
Shayd Walker: Somebody who only walks under trees for fear of sunburn.
Ugonna Daniel: I didn't know Daniel is a verb.
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I'm wondering if she made these up. They seem wayyyyy far out for real names.
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DITTO x 10 to the seventh power!
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