Here are some local birth announcements from Thursday. What do you think of these names?
GIRLS:
Isabella DeniseJena MicheleMichelina JewellJenniferArianah
MarieFaith ElizabethCadence MaeJenna NicoleMelanie SierraNatasha Essar
Elizabeth AnneLyla
MarieSamantha ElisaAnalhee Esmerlda
Lena Thao
Kylie MadisonAva LynnShelsea
Emily MarieSkylar DrewSkylar Adrianna LillyAlisa AnnIsabella MarieZoey MadisonPramiti Racherlia
JayLynn
Paige Tessa Abrianna
Isabella FaithTracy SamanthaFarrah LeighCamaran
RoseAllie GenevieveAlyssa LoveNicole EileenApril ErinIpanys
BOYS:
Griffyn Stone
Parker RichardIsaac JoseAlan PaulFranklin ManuelOwen Blaize
Nathan AlexanderTrent EdwardJames MonroeJamesAnthony MichaelChristopher StevenEmilioSahil
RamJaden AlexanderRyan ErnestDanielJoshua WayneIan MichaelJasiel
IsaiahJoseph Peter "JP"
Wyatt DouglasJoshua TimothyAidan HunterZane MichaelJackson EdwardJonathon AgustinTy David WilliamTalan
StormCameron Jacob Roy Stanley
Parent names that caught my eye:
FEMALE:
Endrea
Vynessa
Zulema
Thay
DevLatha
Priti
Yosefa
Tricey
Yadira
MALE:
WarwickConrrado
Knanah
Giridhar
Winaker
Alexey
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I like:
Isabella Michele (I prefer the spelling
Michelle)
JenniferArianah
Marie (I prefer the spelling
Arianna)
ElizabethMae (I only like this name as a middle name, as it's used)
NicoleElizabeth AnneMarie (I only like this name as a middle name, as it's used)
Samantha Lynn (I only like this name as a middle name, as it's used)
Shelsea (I prefer the spelling
Chelsea)
Emily MarieDrew (I prefer the spelling Dru)
Adrianna Lilly (I prefer the spelling
Lily)
Ann (I prefer the spelling
Anne)
Isabella MariePaige (I only like this name as a middle name, as it's used)
Tessa (I prefer
Teresa with
Tessa as a nickname)
Isabella SamanthaLeigh (I only like this name as a middle name, as it's used)
RoseAllie (I prefer
Allison with
Allie as a nickname)
Alyssa Nicole
RichardPaulNathan AlexanderEdwardJames Anthony MichaelChristopher StevenAlexanderRyan DanielJoshua MichaelJoseph Peter Joshua TimothyJackson EdwardJonathon (I prefer the spelling
Jonathan)
Ty David William (I prefer
Tyler with
Ty as a nickname)
Jacob Roy Stanley (I prefer
Royce with
Roy as a nickname)
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Other comments:
-Attack of the trendy name:
Madison.
-The spelling makes all the difference: Arianah (The added
h really clears things up), Shelsea (
Chelsea is so yesterday), Camaran (This spelling makes
Cameron completely feminine now), and Griffyn (The
y makes
Griffin cool), Blaize (Because
Blaze was not hip enough).
-Just skip the formal name, and go right into the nickname:
Tessa,
Allie, and
Ty.
-Just plain "what were they thinking?!": Analhee Esmerlda, Pramiti Racherlia, JayLynn, Ipanys, Sahil
Ram (This may be ethnic, but the parents are named
James and
Sara; but if they aren't within the ethnicity, and liked the name, more power to them, unless they just wanted their child to "be different"), and Talan
Storm (A future action star!).
-What annoyed me the most:
Joseph Peter "JP" - the parents even listed the child's nickname in the birth announcement! How absurd! The father is named
Brian, so you can't say it's a nickname for a "junior." This totally makes my blood boil.
-
Lissa Hannah-
As soon as tradition has come to be recognized as tradition, it is dead. - Allan Bloom