Rat

I love the name Rat. I am changing my legal first, last, and middle names to Rat. I will name all 27 of my future children Rat. We will all scurry along together eating peoples cheese from inside of their walls. I will force my friends and family to change their names to Rat. I am going to have 600 thousand children and name them all Rat. I will change your name to Rat. Everyone will and should be named Rat. If you aren't named Rat, we can't be friends.