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This is my son Blake.
You say: Hello.
You think: Not very pretty... but it could've been worse.

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This is my daughter Willow, it's short for Willoughby.
You say: Willow is very nice.
You think: Willoughby? Seriously? That is crap, masculine and pretentious. I'm glad she's called Willow.

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This is my son Shannon.
You say: I've never heard of a male Shannon before.
You think: Interesting. I hope he doesn't get picked on at school.

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These are my twin sons, Raymond and Murray.
You say: Oh, hi.
You think: I don't like Raymond, but I guess it's ok. I don't understand Murray. It's hideous.

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This is my daughter Anastasia, we call her Stasi.
You say: That's very nice!
You think: I really like Anastasia nn Stacy.

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This is my son Grayson.
You say: Do you call him Gray?
You think: Not terrible.

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This is my son Sterling.
You say: I really like that name!
You think: My 2nd favorite GP (after Spencer).

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These are my daughters Aurora and Summer, and this is my son August, they're triplets.
You say: Cute!
You think: Very machty... especially Summer and August. But I love August and Aurora, and Summer is ok. So this sibset gets thumbs up from me, despite it's matchiness (is that a word?).

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This is my daughter Jensen.
You say: Whoa.. ok..
You think: Absolutely hideous. 1) Jensen is a Danish/Norwegian surname meaning "son of Jens". 2) Surnames are not even used as first names in Norway/Denmark. Name fail.

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This is my daughter Morgana
You say: Very cool!
You think: I prefer this over Morgan for a girl.