Re: You Say, You Think [Boys]
This is my son, Ember.
You Say: That's such an interesting name, how did you decide on it?
You Think: By setting him on fire?
This is my son, Paige.
You Say: That's lovely.
You Think: After the birth: Nurse- "What are you going to name him?" Mother groggily- "Don't know... at this...stage." Nurse- "Paige? OK, I'll let the doctor know."
This is my son, Prince.
You Say: That's unique.
You Think: And tune in next week for another episode of 'Musician Obsessions Gone Too Far'
This is my son, Apple.
You Say: How cute!
You Think: 20 years from now: "Hello I'd like to apply for the job advertised in the paper. Yes; my name's Apple... Hello?"
This is my son, Cross.
You Say: Oh...
You Think: Was "Torture-Stake" taken by a relative?
This is my son, Labyrinth.
You Say: Did I hear that right? Labyrinth?
You Think: What a puzzling name.