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This is my son, Ember.
You Say: Can i call you Em?
You Think: unique name, i like it.

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This is my son, Paige.
You Say: Hey
You Think: cute name, but it's better for a girl...

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This is my son, Prince.
You Say: Is your mom the queen?
You Think: wow. i cant stop thinking about the musician...

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This is my son, Apple.
You Say: don't let a worm get near you, Apple.
You Think: no.nonononononono. gwyneth paltrow already used it for her daughter and i still dislike it as a name.

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This is my son, Cross.
You Say: do you have a brother named Criss? (criss-cross)
You Think: this is a surname....

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This is my son, Labyrinth.
You Say: Hey kid.
You Think: labyrinth. does he have a second personality where he thinks he's a minotaur?