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John and Jane are now named Thomas "Tom" Jr. and Thomasina "Tommie". They love Suri and play with her. They are now full-fledged Scientologists, like is! Tom Jr and Tommie like to jump on the couch - just like Daddy!

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Nicole Kidman IS NOT ALLOWED TO SEE THEM! They are ours and Xenu's property.

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Yours truly,
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes