This is my daughter,
Alice.
You say: Hello,
Alice! Cute name.
You think: in Wonderland! Cute. (and the only good character in Twilight!)
This is my daughter,
Violet.
You say: Hello,
Violet! I love your name.
You think: ..it's a bit trendy, though.
This is my daughter,
Daphne.
You say: Hi,
Daphne! What an unusual name.
You think: Scooby Dooby Doo..
This is my daughter,
Esme.
You say: Hi,
Esme!
You think: Twilight? I hope not.
This is my son,
Felix.
You say: Hello,
Felix! What a nice name.
You think: What a nice name. :P
This is my son,
Carlisle.
You say: Hello,
Carlisle.
You think: Oh no, Twilight.
This is my son,
Jasper.
You say: Hi,
Jasper! I love your name.
You think: Hey, the only other good character in Twilight.
This is my son,
Vaughn.
You say: Hi
Vaughn!
You think:
Vaughn comma
Vince?