Return to the Swamp Planet Daivobah
by Daivi-Wan (guest)
3/30/2001, 3:51 PM
Desperately I turn to my Mentor and Guide in the ways of The Force:
Something is wrong, Master Yoda. I can feel the pull of the Dark Side, ever stronger! In my dreams I hear the rasping voice of the Emperor Palpatine whispering "It's evil but it's free, Daivi-Wan!"
Master, I fear the attraction is irresistible, especially to a seasoned Haggis Knight like myself...
Yoda only blinks and cocks his wizened head: "Ehhh. Mudhole?! Swampy?! My message board this is!"
(Pathetic old shit: off-topic as usual...)