I used to work with a woman called
Ann. Her grandmother started it all; she was
Ann, had a daughter, named her
Ann, and they became Big
Ann and
Ann. Big
Ann's daughter
Ann in due course had a daughter and named her
Ann. Big
Ann,
Ann and Little
Ann.
My colleague was Little
Ann. She was six foot in her socks, and had grey hair like a potscourer which stood up a good extra three inches; what's more, she usually wore high heels.