I doubt many would like it ...
I thought I remembered something about a real man named Hazel but wasn't sure where. Apparently it's a male rabbit in Watership Down, but I'm not really counting rabbits.But then I remembered that the serial killer Pee Wee Gaskins killed his first person while in prison. (His last also, but that's another story.) Pee Wee was just a little scrawny guy and decided to make his reputation (and protect himself) by killing the meanest man in the prison. The guy he chose was named Hazel Brazell (I hope they didn't rhyme exactly but maybe they did) who was universally feared by inmates and guards alike. The book I read about it it in says "Nobody, not even the guards, dared ever to call him Hazel to his face."Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes!
Steve Martin
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Hazel on a Boy  ·  Zina  ·  8/2/2020, 11:10 PM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Justina  ·  8/3/2020, 7:57 PM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Angrboða  ·  8/3/2020, 6:54 PM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  number1212  ·  8/3/2020, 4:35 PM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Pink Princess  ·  8/3/2020, 4:12 PM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Jasmine  ·  8/3/2020, 3:52 PM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Justina  ·  8/3/2020, 8:02 PM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Dracotorix  ·  8/3/2020, 2:06 PM
Laurel etc.  ·  Dracotorix  ·  8/3/2020, 4:40 PM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  noisynora  ·  8/3/2020, 1:59 PM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Princess_Shireen  ·  8/3/2020, 10:50 AM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Raven Briar  ·  8/3/2020, 10:16 AM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Katrine  ·  8/3/2020, 7:50 AM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Cake or Death  ·  8/3/2020, 7:51 AM
I'd love to be called Hazel :)  ·  Wordsmith  ·  8/3/2020, 7:17 PM
Re: I'd love to be called Hazel :)  ·  Cake or Death  ·  8/3/2020, 8:23 PM
I doubt many would like it ...  ·  RoxStar  ·  8/3/2020, 8:05 AM
Love on a boy (m)  ·  Wordsmith  ·  8/3/2020, 7:39 AM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Cake or Death  ·  8/3/2020, 7:50 AM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Dracotorix  ·  8/3/2020, 3:55 PM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Raven Briar  ·  8/3/2020, 7:57 PM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Y  ·  8/3/2020, 8:29 AM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Cake or Death  ·  8/3/2020, 8:39 AM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Dracotorix  ·  8/3/2020, 3:59 PM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Y  ·  8/3/2020, 10:07 AM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Cake or Death  ·  8/3/2020, 10:31 AM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  mirfak  ·  8/3/2020, 11:26 AM
Theodore ...  ·  RoxStar  ·  8/3/2020, 5:24 PM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Y  ·  8/3/2020, 10:40 AM
agree ...  ·  RoxStar  ·  8/3/2020, 9:12 AM
Re: agree ...  ·  Dracotorix  ·  8/3/2020, 4:27 PM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Somebody random  ·  8/3/2020, 9:00 AM
Ditto  ·  Raven Briar  ·  8/3/2020, 10:09 AM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Cake or Death  ·  8/3/2020, 9:18 AM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Angrboða  ·  8/3/2020, 6:51 PM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Bex  ·  8/3/2020, 9:38 PM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Raven Briar  ·  8/3/2020, 8:10 PM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Angrboða  ·  8/3/2020, 9:24 PM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Theodora'sMommy  ·  8/4/2020, 6:00 AM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Cake or Death  ·  8/4/2020, 7:57 AM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Theodora'sMommy  ·  8/4/2020, 8:10 AM
yes ...  ·  RoxStar  ·  8/4/2020, 8:41 AM
Re: yes ...  ·  Cake or Death  ·  8/4/2020, 9:10 AM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Cake or Death  ·  8/4/2020, 8:20 AM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Cake or Death  ·  8/3/2020, 8:23 PM
Re: Love on a boy (m)  ·  Dracotorix  ·  8/3/2020, 4:08 PM
LOL ummm (m)  ·  Wordsmith  ·  8/3/2020, 8:54 AM
Re: LOL ummm (m)  ·  a.red.red.rose  ·  8/3/2020, 9:13 AM
Re: LOL ummm (m)  ·  Dracotorix  ·  8/3/2020, 4:15 PM
Re: LOL ummm (m)  ·  Raven Briar  ·  8/3/2020, 10:06 AM
Re: LOL ummm (m)  ·  Cake or Death  ·  8/3/2020, 9:06 AM
Glad I'm steadfast enough to be predictable! (nt)  ·  Wordsmith  ·  8/3/2020, 9:32 AM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Somebody random  ·  8/3/2020, 7:38 AM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Somebody random  ·  8/3/2020, 8:20 AM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Dracotorix  ·  8/3/2020, 4:41 PM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Somebody random  ·  8/3/2020, 5:44 PM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Katrine  ·  8/4/2020, 2:11 AM
Hazael (m)  ·  Somebody random  ·  8/3/2020, 7:55 AM
Re: Hazael (m)  ·  RoxStar  ·  8/3/2020, 8:06 AM
Re: Hazael (m)  ·  Cake or Death  ·  8/3/2020, 8:43 AM
Re: Hazael (m)  ·  Somebody random  ·  8/3/2020, 8:09 AM
Re: Hazael (m)  ·  Dracotorix  ·  8/3/2020, 4:30 PM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Coffee and Wildflowers  ·  8/3/2020, 7:20 AM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  littleRainbow  ·  8/3/2020, 7:03 AM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  ari.  ·  8/3/2020, 6:46 AM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Daffodil  ·  8/3/2020, 6:38 AM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  RoxStar  ·  8/3/2020, 5:50 AM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Cake or Death  ·  8/3/2020, 5:29 AM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  WinterWonderland  ·  8/3/2020, 5:14 AM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Myosotis  ·  8/3/2020, 5:13 AM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Felie  ·  8/3/2020, 4:21 AM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Theodora'sMommy  ·  8/3/2020, 4:17 AM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  NobodyOfConsequence  ·  8/3/2020, 1:12 AM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  NameNinja  ·  8/3/2020, 12:29 AM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Ora (hufflepuffer)  ·  8/2/2020, 11:50 PM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Raven Briar  ·  8/3/2020, 10:21 AM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Ora (hufflepuffer)  ·  8/3/2020, 2:33 PM
Re: Hazel on a Boy  ·  Kerilyntaryn21  ·  8/2/2020, 11:17 PM