I don't mind
Malcolm, but I don't like it enough to use.
When I asked my parents what I'd have been named if I'd been a boy, they got embarrassed and had to admit that they hadn't given it a thought! They'd just spent months arguing about girl names, and when I was born they used one they hadn't thought of before.
My guess is that, since both of their fathers were named
Thomas, I might well have been a
Tom.