1.) This is our son,
Wren Alphonse.
Wren, say hi
You say: Nice to meet you,
Wren. Is that
Wren like the bird?
You think: How emo!
2.) This is my daughter,
Minerva Mae.
You say: Nice to meet you,
Minerva.
Can I call you
Minnie?
You think:
Minerva is great, but something about that combo just makes me think of a lady having a nervous breakdown.
3.) I'd like you to meet my son, Cadmus
LucianoYou say: Hey, Cadmus! What a cool name.
You think: What an odd, juicy name.
Hope his fate is better than either of his namesakes'.
4.) This is our daughter, Remembrance
Charlotte - everyone calls her
RemyYou say: Hi,
Remy!
You think:
Bet she's spoiled rotten...
5.) This is my son,
Vladimir Pavel. He's a little shy
You say: That's a very handsome name you have their,
Volodya.
You think:
Vladimir Pavel? Amazing.
6.) We'd like to present out daughter,
Marguerite EmeraldYou say: Hello there,
Marguerite.
You think: What a princess! Yikes!