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This is my daughter, Athena Scarlett.
You say: That's a nice name.
You think: Not my style, but it's not horrible.

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This is my son, Loki Blade.
You say: How unusual!
You think: I prefer a sling blade, myself. Loki not horrid, but...Blade is.

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This is my daughter, Claudia Rindolen.
You say: Claudia is a very pretty name.
You think: Eh? Did you say Ritalin?

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This is my son, Lucius Holden.
You say: Lucius is a nice name.
You think: Lucius is an ok name. Why did the change their taste when choosing the middle name?

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This is my daughter, Orchid.
You say: What a pretty name.
You think: I hope she doesn't get called Orca.

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These are my twin girls, Fiffi and Tiffi.
You say: (nothing, I'm speechless)
You think: Watch your face, Eden. Smile. Smile.

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This is my son, Herman.
You say: Herman, what a grown up name.
You think: Herman, what a grown up name.

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This is my daughter, Yolanda.
You say:Hi Yolanda.
Youy think: Could it get any uglier?