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1. Hey here is my daughter’s Paisley Peyton Penelope and Polly
Say: Hi guys!
Think: Pretty names! But why so many P’s

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2: Hey you over there here is my son Jimmy
Say: Hey Jimmy!
Think: please say that’s not his real name!

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3: What to meet my son Scott and my daughter Lindsay
Say: Hi guys!
Think: Meh.. not my favorites

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4: Hey here is my daughter Wrenley
Say: Hi Wrenley!
Think: Why not Wren!

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5: here are my sons Thea and Ron
Say: Oh, hey guys
Think: Poor Thea! Why couldn’t it have been Theo!

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6: Hey do you want to meet my triplets jj Aj Dj
Say: Ok, hi!
Think: What! Oh my.

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7: here is my daughter Ear
Say: Wow! Hi… Ear
Think: Wow that is just wow! Oh my gooosh

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8: Here is my daughter Willo
Say: hello Willo.
Think: what’s wrong with Willow.

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9: here are my two sons Charlie and Charles
Say: Hi guys.
Think: Couldn’t have been more creative! Both “chars”

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10: here is my daughter Irisa
Say: Hello Irisa.
Think: Fine. Iris is way better.

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11: hi there if you don’t want to meet my son I will poke you with a stick his name is Layla
Say: OH OK HI LAYLA!
Think: This lady is crazy! She did say son… right?