You think you say
1. Hey here is my daughter’s Paisley Peyton Penelope and Polly
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2: Hey you over there here is my son Jimmy
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3: What to meet my son Scott and my daughter Lindsay
Say:
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4: Hey here is my daughter Wrenley
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5: here are my sons Thea and Ron
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6: Hey do you want to meet my triplets jj Aj Dj
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7: here is my daughter Ear
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8: Here is my daughter Willo
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9: here are my two sons Charlie and Charles
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10: here is my daughter Irisa
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11: hi there if you don’t want to meet my son I will poke you with a stick his name is Layla
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2: Hey you over there here is my son Jimmy
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3: What to meet my son Scott and my daughter Lindsay
Say:
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4: Hey here is my daughter Wrenley
Say:
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5: here are my sons Thea and Ron
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6: Hey do you want to meet my triplets jj Aj Dj
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7: here is my daughter Ear
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8: Here is my daughter Willo
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9: here are my two sons Charlie and Charles
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10: here is my daughter Irisa
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11: hi there if you don’t want to meet my son I will poke you with a stick his name is Layla
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Replies
1. Say: "Aw, what lovely names"
Think: I love the names, but so many P's
2. Say: "what a cool name"
Think: Jimmy is more of a nickname than a real name, why not James or Jameson?
3. Say: "such lovely pairing"
Think: well, could be worse
4. Say: "I love it"
Think: I don't see Wrenley as often as I see Wren, I love it!
5. Say: "Thea is so unique on a boy and I love it"
Think: Thea? Really? on a boy? What's wrong with Theo?
6. Say: "Aw, those are some cute names"
Think: Too close, I hope those are nicknames
7. Say: "very unique and quite special"
Think: Poor girl is gonna be bullied at school
8. Say: Willo is very beautiful
Think: Why do people have to have unique spelling? What's wrong with Willow?
9. Say: Ohh, how lovely
Think: Very original (sarcasm)
10: Say: how beautiful
Think: I like this name, sounds very mature
Think: I love the names, but so many P's
2. Say: "what a cool name"
Think: Jimmy is more of a nickname than a real name, why not James or Jameson?
3. Say: "such lovely pairing"
Think: well, could be worse
4. Say: "I love it"
Think: I don't see Wrenley as often as I see Wren, I love it!
5. Say: "Thea is so unique on a boy and I love it"
Think: Thea? Really? on a boy? What's wrong with Theo?
6. Say: "Aw, those are some cute names"
Think: Too close, I hope those are nicknames
7. Say: "very unique and quite special"
Think: Poor girl is gonna be bullied at school
8. Say: Willo is very beautiful
Think: Why do people have to have unique spelling? What's wrong with Willow?
9. Say: Ohh, how lovely
Think: Very original (sarcasm)
10: Say: how beautiful
Think: I like this name, sounds very mature
1. Hey here is my daughter’s Paisley Peyton Penelope and Polly
Say: Hi guys!
Think: Pretty names! But why so many P’s
2: Hey you over there here is my son Jimmy
Say: Hey Jimmy!
Think: please say that’s not his real name!
3: What to meet my son Scott and my daughter Lindsay
Say: Hi guys!
Think: Meh.. not my favorites
4: Hey here is my daughter Wrenley
Say: Hi Wrenley!
Think: Why not Wren!
5: here are my sons Thea and Ron
Say: Oh, hey guys
Think: Poor Thea! Why couldn’t it have been Theo!
6: Hey do you want to meet my triplets jj Aj Dj
Say: Ok, hi!
Think: What! Oh my.
7: here is my daughter Ear
Say: Wow! Hi… Ear
Think: Wow that is just wow! Oh my gooosh
8: Here is my daughter Willo
Say: hello Willo.
Think: what’s wrong with Willow.
9: here are my two sons Charlie and Charles
Say: Hi guys.
Think: Couldn’t have been more creative! Both “chars”
10: here is my daughter Irisa
Say: Hello Irisa.
Think: Fine. Iris is way better.
11: hi there if you don’t want to meet my son I will poke you with a stick his name is Layla
Say: OH OK HI LAYLA!
Think: This lady is crazy! She did say son… right?
Say: Hi guys!
Think: Pretty names! But why so many P’s
2: Hey you over there here is my son Jimmy
Say: Hey Jimmy!
Think: please say that’s not his real name!
3: What to meet my son Scott and my daughter Lindsay
Say: Hi guys!
Think: Meh.. not my favorites
4: Hey here is my daughter Wrenley
Say: Hi Wrenley!
Think: Why not Wren!
5: here are my sons Thea and Ron
Say: Oh, hey guys
Think: Poor Thea! Why couldn’t it have been Theo!
6: Hey do you want to meet my triplets jj Aj Dj
Say: Ok, hi!
Think: What! Oh my.
7: here is my daughter Ear
Say: Wow! Hi… Ear
Think: Wow that is just wow! Oh my gooosh
8: Here is my daughter Willo
Say: hello Willo.
Think: what’s wrong with Willow.
9: here are my two sons Charlie and Charles
Say: Hi guys.
Think: Couldn’t have been more creative! Both “chars”
10: here is my daughter Irisa
Say: Hello Irisa.
Think: Fine. Iris is way better.
11: hi there if you don’t want to meet my son I will poke you with a stick his name is Layla
Say: OH OK HI LAYLA!
Think: This lady is crazy! She did say son… right?
1. Say: "Cute!"
Think: "I do like all of those names. Truly. But those are too many Ps."
2. Say: "I've never met a Jimmy who's actual name is Jimmy."
Think: "Why didn't you call him James or Jameson instead?"
3. Say: "Those names go great together."
Think: "Two good Scottish names."
4. Say: "Its nice to meet you, Wrenley."
Think: *sighs* "I'm getting tired of these -ley names. Whats so wrong with Wren?"
5. Say: "Did you say THEO and Ron?"
Think: "Wow, what a prick."
6. Say: "Thats a lot of Js.."
Think: "Those can't be their real names/nickames. They're too similar. How am I supposed to remember who is who?"
7. Say: "I'll nickname her Eary..wait a minute.. (sounds like eerie)"
Think: "So her siblings are named Foot, Neck and Eye, right?"
8. Say: "Thats a pretty name."
Think:"Willow is better. Much, much better."
9. Say: "Wow! You really like um.. the 'char' sounds."
Think: "How selfish are you? Why not Carl and Charlie? Anything!"
10. Say: "Oh, thats nice."
Think: "Why didn't you choose Melissa?"
11. Say: "Well alright..."
Think: "What the actual hell? He's going to get bullied."
Think: "I do like all of those names. Truly. But those are too many Ps."
2. Say: "I've never met a Jimmy who's actual name is Jimmy."
Think: "Why didn't you call him James or Jameson instead?"
3. Say: "Those names go great together."
Think: "Two good Scottish names."
4. Say: "Its nice to meet you, Wrenley."
Think: *sighs* "I'm getting tired of these -ley names. Whats so wrong with Wren?"
5. Say: "Did you say THEO and Ron?"
Think: "Wow, what a prick."
6. Say: "Thats a lot of Js.."
Think: "Those can't be their real names/nickames. They're too similar. How am I supposed to remember who is who?"
7. Say: "I'll nickname her Eary..wait a minute.. (sounds like eerie)"
Think: "So her siblings are named Foot, Neck and Eye, right?"
8. Say: "Thats a pretty name."
Think:"Willow is better. Much, much better."
9. Say: "Wow! You really like um.. the 'char' sounds."
Think: "How selfish are you? Why not Carl and Charlie? Anything!"
10. Say: "Oh, thats nice."
Think: "Why didn't you choose Melissa?"
11. Say: "Well alright..."
Think: "What the actual hell? He's going to get bullied."
This message was edited 8/8/2022, 8:39 AM
1. Hey here is my daughter’s Paisley Peyton Penelope and Polly
Say: Cool!
Think: They all just HAD to start with P. Unoriginal!
2: Hey you over there here is my son Jimmy
Say: Uh, hi Jimmy!
Think: Please tell me that's only his nickname...
3: What to meet my son Scott and my daughter Lindsay
Say: Sure!
Think: Nice names!
4: Hey here is my daughter Wrenley
Say: Hi Wrenley
Think: Pretty name!
5: here are my sons Thea and Ron
Say: I'm sorry, what?
Think: Did she say Thea for a boy?
6: Hey do you want to meet my triplets jj Aj Dj
Say: Interesting...
Think: Cray Cray! All that's missing is PJ.
7: here is my daughter Ear
Say: *Starts to splutter*
Think: Excuse me?
8: Here is my daughter Willo
Say: Hi Willo!
Think: Cool! I like Willo, whatever spelling you choose.
9: here are my two sons Charlie and Charles
Say: Um...
Think: This naming system is very lazy. Who does that?
10: here is my daughter Irisa
Say: I like that name!
Think: Very pretty name.
11: hi there if you don’t want to meet my son I will poke you with a stick his name is Layla
Say: *runs away*
Think: Well, now I know who's absolutely mental around here. I'm leaving!
Say: Cool!
Think: They all just HAD to start with P. Unoriginal!
2: Hey you over there here is my son Jimmy
Say: Uh, hi Jimmy!
Think: Please tell me that's only his nickname...
3: What to meet my son Scott and my daughter Lindsay
Say: Sure!
Think: Nice names!
4: Hey here is my daughter Wrenley
Say: Hi Wrenley
Think: Pretty name!
5: here are my sons Thea and Ron
Say: I'm sorry, what?
Think: Did she say Thea for a boy?
6: Hey do you want to meet my triplets jj Aj Dj
Say: Interesting...
Think: Cray Cray! All that's missing is PJ.
7: here is my daughter Ear
Say: *Starts to splutter*
Think: Excuse me?
8: Here is my daughter Willo
Say: Hi Willo!
Think: Cool! I like Willo, whatever spelling you choose.
9: here are my two sons Charlie and Charles
Say: Um...
Think: This naming system is very lazy. Who does that?
10: here is my daughter Irisa
Say: I like that name!
Think: Very pretty name.
11: hi there if you don’t want to meet my son I will poke you with a stick his name is Layla
Say: *runs away*
Think: Well, now I know who's absolutely mental around here. I'm leaving!
1. Hey here is my daughter’s Paisley Peyton Penelope and Polly
Say: Woah cool names
Think: They sound similar but I like all of them
2: Hey you over there here is my son Jimmy
Say: Of course
Think: cool name
3: What to meet my son Scott and my daughter Lindsay
Say: my dad’s name is Scott
Think: fine names
4: Hey here is my daughter Wrenley
Say: love that name
Think: love that name
5: here are my sons Thea and Ron
Say: repeat
Think: did he say boy
6: Hey do you want to meet my triplets jj Aj Dj
Say: 2 letters fun
Think: ok
7: here is my daughter Ear
Say: SAY WHAT
Think: “Can’t stop screaming”
8: Here is my daughter Willo
Say: Willo cool
Think: I like willow better
9: here are my two sons Charlie and Charles
Say: why would you make them similar
Think: I don’t really like any of those names
10: here is my daughter Irisa
Say: I like it
Think: I kinda like it
11: hi there if you don’t want to meet my son I will poke you with a stick his name is Layla
Say: Nice Layla
Think: boy and viscous mom
Say: Woah cool names
Think: They sound similar but I like all of them
2: Hey you over there here is my son Jimmy
Say: Of course
Think: cool name
3: What to meet my son Scott and my daughter Lindsay
Say: my dad’s name is Scott
Think: fine names
4: Hey here is my daughter Wrenley
Say: love that name
Think: love that name
5: here are my sons Thea and Ron
Say: repeat
Think: did he say boy
6: Hey do you want to meet my triplets jj Aj Dj
Say: 2 letters fun
Think: ok
7: here is my daughter Ear
Say: SAY WHAT
Think: “Can’t stop screaming”
8: Here is my daughter Willo
Say: Willo cool
Think: I like willow better
9: here are my two sons Charlie and Charles
Say: why would you make them similar
Think: I don’t really like any of those names
10: here is my daughter Irisa
Say: I like it
Think: I kinda like it
11: hi there if you don’t want to meet my son I will poke you with a stick his name is Layla
Say: Nice Layla
Think: boy and viscous mom