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1. Hey here is my daughter’s Paisley Peyton Penelope and Polly
Say: Cool!
Think: They all just HAD to start with P. Unoriginal!

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2: Hey you over there here is my son Jimmy
Say: Uh, hi Jimmy!
Think: Please tell me that's only his nickname...

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3: What to meet my son Scott and my daughter Lindsay
Say: Sure!
Think: Nice names!

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4: Hey here is my daughter Wrenley
Say: Hi Wrenley
Think: Pretty name!

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5: here are my sons Thea and Ron
Say: I'm sorry, what?
Think: Did she say Thea for a boy?

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6: Hey do you want to meet my triplets jj Aj Dj
Say: Interesting...
Think: Cray Cray! All that's missing is PJ.

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7: here is my daughter Ear
Say: *Starts to splutter*
Think: Excuse me?

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8: Here is my daughter Willo
Say: Hi Willo!
Think: Cool! I like Willo, whatever spelling you choose.

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9: here are my two sons Charlie and Charles
Say: Um...
Think: This naming system is very lazy. Who does that?

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10: here is my daughter Irisa
Say: I like that name!
Think: Very pretty name.

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11: hi there if you don’t want to meet my son I will poke you with a stick his name is Layla
Say: *runs away*
Think: Well, now I know who's absolutely mental around here. I'm leaving!

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“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.” - Andre Gide