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I say this is my son Ethan Andrew:
You say: Hi, Ethan
You think: I think I like this combo

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I say this is my son Elliot Laurence:
You say: Hi, Elliot! I like your name.
You think: AH, I love this! Why haven't I thought of it before?!

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I say this is my daughter Mikaley Carys:
You say: Hi, Mikaley! Do you go by Kaley?
You think: ...or, hopefully, by Carys?

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I say this is my son Ian Dei:
You say: I love the name Ian!
You think: and not the name Dei.

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I say this is my daughter Jocelyn Alana:
You say: What a pretty name!
You think: Hm...Jocelyn is ok, like Alana a lot

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I say this is my daughter Katelyn Elisabeth:
You say: Do you call her Kate or Katie for short?
You think: Please say Kate, please say Kate...

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"How do you know all this?! It's sick! Bloody disgusting! And-"
"Shut up or I'll recite the dictionary as well."
"Oh, now you're going to make me vomit."
"Nice to know I'm returning the favor."