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I say my son is named Joshua Lawrence:
You say: That is such a cute name!
You think: I only wish it was Laurence.

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I say my daughter is named Adelaide Rose:
You say: How beautiful and regal sounding!
You think: I just hope you don't call her Addy.

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I say my son is named Elijah Peregrine:
You say: Cute!
You think: But rather LOTR somehow, could it be Elijah Wood and Peregrine Tuck?

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I say my daughter is named Josephine Elise:
You say: I haven't heard Josephine in a long time!
You think: It's really nice, old-fashioned, but nice. Wonder if they call her Jo, hopefully not Josie!

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I say my son is named Luke Vincent:
You say: Luke is such a cute name!
You think: But Vincent isn't, I hope it's a family name!

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I say my daughter is named Aurora Celeste:
You say: Two beautiful names!
You think: I wonder if they call her Rora or Rory?

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I say my son is named Indiana Andrew:
You say: Nice to meet you...
You think: What! Indiana is so feminine sounding, what's wrong with Andrew Isaac or something like that? I hope they call him Andy!

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I say my daughter is named Miriam Grace:
You say: How beautiful!
You think: And a bit unique, I really do like it! :)

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"That tongue of yours is hinged in the middle, sister!"