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H [43] FN: Remus Hector Argus Caspar Emeric Eustace MN: Roderick Arcturus Malcolm Timothy Ted Stanley
W [39] FN: Sibyll Clementina Sylvia Phyllida Selina Daphne MN: Astoria Musidora Elfrida Druella Helena Flora

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S1 [16] FN: Cadmus Abraxas Philip Roderick Balfour Ebenezer MN: Idris Albert Glanmore Ivan Leslie Rufus
S2 [15] FN: Julius Claude Barberus Quirinus Donald Cormac MN: Laurence Humphrey Howard Marius Xenophilius Percy
S3 [13] FN: Frederick Miles Dedalus Damocles Ludovic George MN: Septimus Arkie Victor Cornelius Julian Salazar
S4 [10] FN: Basil Franklin Myron Orion Horace Mordicus MN: Hubert Vincent Orsino Marvolo Owen Malcolm
S5 [9] FN: Harold Cadogan Arsenius Kenneth Lloyd Ragmar MN: Flavius Gileroy Roger Evan Kirley
D1 [nb] FN: Charity Eliza Daisy Adelaide Frances Wilda MN: Agatha Narcissa Magenta Melinda Laurentia Cho

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35 years later...
Answer the questions to find out where the children have ended up. Warning: It may be long and complicated.. :P

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S1's Family:

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RELATIONSHIP STATUS:
If your birthday is in...
...January, February or March, S1 is married.
...April, May or June, S1 is divorced.
...July, August or September, S1 is a widower. You may choose for him to be dating or remarried.
...October, November or December, S1 is single or dating/cohabiting (your choice).

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NUMBER OF CHILDREN:
Your age, minus 12, is how many children he has (or you may choose for him to have none).

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GENDERS:
You may choose the genders, but you must follow the below rules.
If you are a parent, he has more boys than girls.
If you are not a parent, he has more girls than boys.

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NAMING:
The children's first names all begin with the second letter of your first name, and their middle names begin with the second letter of your middle name. The spouses name is your choice.

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S2's Family:

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RELATIONSHIP STATUS:
If your favourite name of the following is...
...Francis, S2 is dating or engaged.
...Milo, S2 is single.
...Noah, S2 is married.
...Peter, S2 is widowed. You may choose for him to be dating or remarried.

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NUMBER OF CHILDREN:
The number of children he has is the number of letters in your first name divided by two.

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GENDERS:
If you have a brother, he has mostly girls.
If you have a sister, he has mostly boys.
If you have both, he has an equal number of girls and boys (you may add a twin sibling to make up the numbers if the above has given you an odd number of children).
If you are an only child, you may choose the genders.

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NAMING:
Spouses name is mythological.

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Boys first names end in 'n', girls end in 'e'. Middle names all contain double letters (for example, Eamonn and Camille).

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S3's Family:

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RELATIONSHIP STATUS:
If your favourite “Ch-” girls name is...
...Chandra, S3 is widowed.
...Charity, S3 is married.
...Charlotte, S3 is divorced.
...Chiara, S3 is dating.
...Chloe, S3 is engaged.
...Christabel, S3 is in a civil union.
...Christiana, S3 is separated.

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NUMBER OF CHILDREN:
If you can roll your tongue, S3 has an even number of children.
If you can't roll your tongue, S3 has an odd number of children.

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You may choose the exact number.

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GENDERS:

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If you have a tattoo, S3 has all girls.
If you don't have a tattoo, S3 has all boys.

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NAMING:

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Spouse has the same initials as your mother.

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Children's first names come from the following name banks. Middle names start with either of S3's initials.

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Henry Theodore Leo Benjamin Simon Thomas James William Silas Gabriel Nathaniel Charles Julian Alexander Arthur Oliver Samuel Elliott John Nicholas

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Beatrice Alice Jane Iris Eve Charlotte Elizabeth Eleanor Helena Sylvia Cecilia Caroline Susannah Audrey Juliet Matilda Vivienne Claire Josephine Violet

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S4's Family:

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RELATIONSHIP STATUS:
If you are shorter than 5 foot 5, S4 is currently in a relationship (you may choose what that means; married, dating, engaged, civil union...)
If you are 5 foot 5 or taller, S4 is currently not in a relationship (you may choose what that means; divorced, separated, widowed...)

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NUMBER OF CHILDREN:
The number of children S4 has is the number of tabs you have open in your web browser right now.

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GENDERS:
Which browser do you use to go on the internet?
...Firefox, S4 has mostly girls.
...Chrome, S4 has mostly boys.
...Safari, S4 has one boy and the rest girls.
...Internet Explorer, S4 has one girl and the rest boys.
...something else, S4 has equal numbers of girls and boys.

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NAMING:
Spouse has a one syllable first name and three syllable middle name.

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First names have 6 letters (this site may be helpful http://www.babynames1000.com/six-letter/)

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Middle names all begin with the same letter.

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S5's Family:

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RELATIONSHIP STATUS:
If you would rather name your son...
...Slayden, S5 is currently in a relationship (you may choose what that means; married, dating, engaged, civil union...)
...Eugene, S5 is currently not in a relationship (you may choose what that means; divorced, separated, widowed...)

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NUMBER OF CHILDREN:
The number of legs the last animal you saw had.

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GENDERS:
Your choice.

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NAMING:
Spouse has a place name first and middle.

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Children's names are all alliterative (for example, Alice Augusta and Jacob Joseph).

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D1's Family:

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RELATIONSHIP STATUS:
You choose.

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NUMBER OF CHILDREN:
If you live in the Northern Hemisphere, D1 has 1-6 children.
If you live in the Southern Hemisphere, D2 has 7-12 children.

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GENDERS:
If you prefer cats to dogs, D1 has more girls than boys.
If you prefer dogs to cats, D1 has more boys than girls.
If you can't choose, D1 has all boys.
If you hate both, D1 has all girls.

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NAMING:
Spouses name is extremely unusual.

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Children's first names are literary, and middle names honour family.