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1. This is my daughter Teagan.

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You say: hello
You think: Dreadful

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2. These are my triplets. Stela and Misty are girls and Skyler is a boy.

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You say: How interesting!
You think: Interesting! I like Stela and Skyleronaboy. Misty's ditzy for my taste but interesting here

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3. This is my daughter Jenica. The J in her name is pronounced like the g in mirage.

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You say: Hi Jen.
You think: No way am I doing this.

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4. This is my son Liam. Just Liam.

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You say: Hi.
You think: Blarg why do people like this name

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5. These are my daughters Ophelia and Adelina.

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You say: Oh neat very lovely and dramatic!
You think: Cool names. Not very subtle

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6. These are my daughters Fiera and Miela. They are pronounced Fee-air-uh and Mee-ell-uh.

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You say: Cool!!
You think: Cool!!

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7. This my son Kyler.

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You say: Hi
You think: BLURRGH REALLY

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8. This is my son Brogan.

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You say: hi
You think: BLLLUUUUUURRUUHGH!!!!

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9. This is my daughter Hadley.

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You say: Hadley?
You think: BLALLAUGHLAUHL!U!H!!!!!!

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10. This is my daughter Elliot.

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You say: Oh, like on scrubs?
You think: I hope everyone frigging asks her "oh like on scrubs" so she gets fed up with it and regrets naming her this

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11. This is my daughter Carter.

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You say: Carter? That's an interesting choice.
You think: WORST EVER

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12. This is my daughter Addison. We call her Addie.

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You say: Hi
You think: Boring and ugly