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Welcome to round 3! Have fun. =)

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The Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump family
DH: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (41)
DW: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (40)

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DS: January Nitram (15) {hhhhhmmmmm}
DS: Feburary Leahcim (15) {SwtNikki87/Helena/Roey}
DS: March Yelir (15) {Ninor}
DS: August Leumas (15) {Emilie}
DS: September Semaj (15) {CB/Lady_Skywalker/gabriellagrace}
DS: October Nodnal (15) {Veronica}
DS: November Selrahc (15) {christinaxo}
DS: Jalember Samoht (15) {miss_smiley}
DD: April Heaven (15) {gabriellagrace}
DD: May Sixela (15) {Lady_Skywalker}
DD: June Remmus (15) {Genevieve}
DD: July Haras (15) {Stephanie}
DD: December Ylil (15) {Davidica}

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DD: Diklah To-Kill-A-Mockingbird (12) {rachel e}
DS: Ithai Oliver-Twist (12) {SwtNikki87}
DS: Meshach Star-Wars (12) {Lady_Skywalker}
DS: Caiaphas Matrix (12) {Atheistia/ Ninor}
DS: Nogah Jane-Eyre (12) {Nyx}
DS: Merari Titanic (12) {Rachel Dianne}

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DD: Miss Luke (8) {Atheistia}
DD: Female-Half-Of-The-World-Champion-Paris-Figure-Skating-Team Prudence (8) {molly}
DD: Dungeon Mistress Fluffy (8) {molly}
DD: Petty-Officer Magnanimous (8) {Genevieve}
DD: Queen Banana Cream (8) {rachel e}
DS: Earl Junkie (8) {gabriellagrace}
DS: Captain Jack-Sparrow (8) {SwtNikki87}
DS: Archdeacon Chili Con Carne (8) {Roey}

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Eight years have passed (I don’t know what you did so they wouldn’t talk to you for so long) and the Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clumps welcomed another 6 children 2 years ago and 7 recently. Riley and Taylor now have 40 children under the age of 16- 20 of each gender!

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The 2 year olds (5 georgous girls and a snotty boy) have FNs that are a running knock-knock joke. Therefore the first girl’s FN is Knock-Knock, the second’s is Whos-There (symbols such as question marks and apostrophises cannot be part of names, that would just be silly), the third child’s FN will be the name of the unfortunate person wanting to be let inside who announces the usually strange name their parents gave them at birth at this point in the joke, the forth girl’s name will be that same strange name followed by Who, the fifth girl’s FN will be some form of punch line that a fat man with stubble and a terrible snorting habit came up with while eating a cheese pizza (note: you do not have to research the jokes origins, just assume), and the boy’s FN will then be the laughter that follows the punch line or perhaps the laughter that follows the image of the afore-mentioned stubbly, snorting, cheese-eating man. All the MNs of these children are things you would refuse to eat even for $1000 (or an equivalent amount in your own-*cough* outdated *cough*- currency).

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As for the newborns, their FNs just happen to be the first 6 (non-rude) websites that appear when you Google (or search using another medium) your username, begining with www. The Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clumps have given the babies virtue names as MNs (aww) but, of course, they are rather unusual ones.