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The ridiculous 1 family NTNB- Round 2!
Thanks for all the replies to round one, my jaw litterally dropped at having 19 responses! I'm glad you guys like this NTNB. Here's round 2!The Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump family
DH: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (33)
DW: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (32)DS: January Nitram (7) {hhhhhmmmmm}
DS: Feburary Leahcim (7) {SwtNikki87/Helena/Roey}
DS: March Yelir (7) {Ninor}
DS: August Leumas (7) {Emilie}
DS: September Semaj (7) {CB/Lady_Skywalker/gabriellagrace}
DS: October Nodnal (7) {Veronica}
DS: November Selrahc (7) {christinaxo}
DS: Jalember Samoht (7) {miss_smiley}
DD: April Heaven (7) {gabriellagrace}
DD: May Sixela (7) {Lady_Skywalker}
DD: June Remmus (7) {Genevieve}
DD: July Haras (7) {Stephanie}
DD: December Ylil (7) {Davidica}DD: (4)
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DS: (4)DD: (nb)
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DS: (nb)When naming their 13 babies, the Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clumps wanted to capitalize the last letter of the children’s middle names but apparently, despite a long legal battle, that is not legal. Riley and Taylor chose Jalember as the made-up month name; they also named March Yelir after themselves- sort of- and righted the name Nevaeh which they received a Presidential award for as well as a large boar. Now, seven Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump years have passed and Riley and Taylor (or maybe it’s Taylor and Riley, actually I suppose it doesn’t matter… Never mind then, read on) have expanded their family, not once, but twice- first with sextuples and then with octuplets. With the middle group of children beginning school in a year, Taylor and Riley are finally getting around to naming them. They thought they’d also name the newborns while they were at it to get that task out of the way.They want the 4 year olds to have REALLY unusual Bible names as FNs and want their MNs to be titles of books and/or/maybe/if/how/tulip/what? movies. As for the babies, their first names are to be titles such as Sir, Governor, or Leading Aircraftwoman and their MNs to be names (or words) you would not expect to see following the title (e.g. Deputy Superintendent Peanut). And just as some food for thought- not literally, computer screens taste terrible, especially on Fridays- when you think of how stupid the average person is, remember that half the population are stupider than that. (The edit was because I forgot to age Riley and Riley. I mean, they're special but they're not immortal.)

This message was edited 9/25/2009, 8:56 PM

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The Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump family
DH: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (33)
DW: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (32)DS: January Nitram (7) {hhhhhmmmmm}
DS: Feburary Leahcim (7) {SwtNikki87/Helena/Roey}
DS: March Yelir (7) {Ninor}
DS: August Leumas (7) {Emilie}
DS: September Semaj (7) {CB/Lady_Skywalker/gabriellagrace}
DS: October Nodnal (7) {Veronica}
DS: November Selrahc (7) {christinaxo}
DS: Jalember Samoht (7) {miss_smiley}
DD: April Heaven (7) {gabriellagrace}
DD: May Sixela (7) {Lady_Skywalker}
DD: June Remmus (7) {Genevieve}
DD: July Haras (7) {Stephanie}
DD: December Ylil (7) {Davidica}DD: Jahel National Treasure (4)
DS: Asaf Twilight Major League (4)
DS: The Pride and Prejudice Borat (4)
DS: Ham The Tenth Circle (4)
DS: Lehi Crime and Punishment (4)
DS: Merari Titanic (4)DD: Warden Bottle (nb)
DD: Chief Lotion (nb)
DD: Chief Mouse (nb)
DD: Miss Pen (nb)
DD: Madame Jail (nb)
DS: Lord Microwave (nb)
DS: King Class (nb)
DS: President Cellphone (nb)
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The Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump family
DH: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (33)
DW: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (32)DS: January Nitram (7) {hhhhhmmmmm}
DS: Feburary Leahcim (7) {SwtNikki87/Helena/Roey}
DS: March Yelir (7) {Ninor}
DS: August Leumas (7) {Emilie}
DS: September Semaj (7) {CB/Lady_Skywalker/gabriellagrace}
DS: October Nodnal (7) {Veronica}
DS: November Selrahc (7) {christinaxo}
DS: Jalember Samoht (7) {miss_smiley}
DD: April Heaven (7) {gabriellagrace}
DD: May Sixela (7) {Lady_Skywalker}
DD: June Remmus (7) {Genevieve}
DD: July Haras (7) {Stephanie}
DD: December Ylil (7) {Davidica}DD: Mahalath Pretty-Woman (4)
DS: Belial Battle-Royale (4)
DS: Hananiah The-Exorcist (4)
DS: Ithamar Great-Expectations (4)
DS: Jehoshaphat Borat (4)
DS: Shealtiel The-Lord-Of-The-Rings (4)DD: Princess Backrub (nb)
DD: Countess Piggyback-Ride(nb)
DD: Duchess Papertowel (nb)
DD: Marchioness Cushion (nb)
DD: Baroness Hairclip (nb)
DS: Soldier Disaster (nb)
DS: Knight Chili Pepper (nb)
DS: General Bathtub (nb)

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DD: Philadelphia Psycho Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump
DS: Artaxerxes DieHard Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump
DS: Beelzebub ApocalypseNow Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump
DS: Festus TheGodfather Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump
DS: Heber Absalom!Absalom! Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump
DS: Mnason Mrs.Dalloway Sidebottom-Squirrel-ClumpDD: FemaleHalf OfThe WorldChampionPairsFigureSkatingTeam Prudence Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump
DD: AsstPrincipal Mystimagik Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump
DD: Grand Pooh-Bah Loulou Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump
DD: Dungeon Mistress Fluffy Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump
DD: FLOTUS Indignity Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump (FLOTUS is the White House shorthand for First Lady Of The United States)
DS: Most Likely To Succeed Nimrod Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump
DS: Vice-President of Sales Goat Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump
DS: Ancient Druid Chieftain Jayden Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump
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The Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump family
DH: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (33)
DW: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (32)DS: January Nitram (7) {hhhhhmmmmm}
DS: Feburary Leahcim (7) {SwtNikki87/Helena/Roey}
DS: March Yelir (7) {Ninor}
DS: August Leumas (7) {Emilie}
DS: September Semaj (7) {CB/Lady_Skywalker/gabriellagrace}
DS: October Nodnal (7) {Veronica}
DS: November Selrahc (7) {christinaxo}
DS: Jalember Samoht (7) {miss_smiley}
DD: April Heaven (7) {gabriellagrace}
DD: May Sixela (7) {Lady_Skywalker}
DD: June Remmus (7) {Genevieve}
DD: July Haras (7) {Stephanie}
DD: December Ylil (7) {Davidica}DD: Keren-Happuch My-Antonia(4)
DS: Joktan The-Sun-Also-Rises (4)
DS: Zimri Lawrence-of-Arabia (4)
DS: Nekoda Catcher-in-the-Rye (4)
DS: Abishag It's-a-Wonderful-Life (4)
DS: Nimrod Davinci-Code (4)DD: Mother-Superior Candi-Starr (nb)
DD: Czarina Lulu (nb)
DD: Ambassador Cherry(nb)
DD: Petty-Officer Magnanimous (nb)
DD: Member-of-Parliament America (nb)
DS: Ayatollah Bob (nb)
DS: Tetrarch Brian (nb)
DS: Chieftain Bill (nb)
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The Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump family
DH: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (33)
DW: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (32)DS: January Nitram (7) {hhhhhmmmmm}
DS: Feburary Leahcim (7) {SwtNikki87/Helena/Roey}
DS: March Yelir (7) {Ninor}
DS: August Leumas (7) {Emilie}
DS: September Semaj (7) {CB/Lady_Skywalker/gabriellagrace}
DS: October Nodnal (7) {Veronica}
DS: November Selrahc (7) {christinaxo}
DS: Jalember Samoht (7) {miss_smiley}
DD: April Heaven (7) {gabriellagrace}
DD: May Sixela (7) {Lady_Skywalker}
DD: June Remmus (7) {Genevieve}
DD: July Haras (7) {Stephanie}
DD: December Ylil (7) {Davidica}DD: (4) Tryphena All About Eve
DS: (4) Abednego Blindness
DS: (4) Abimelech Die Hard
DS: (4) Gershom Memento
DS: (4) Jehoshaphat Platoon
DS: (4) Meshullam EclipseDD: (nb) Marchioness Spatula
DD: (nb) Judge Banana
DD: (nb) Deputy Prime Minister Pokedex
DD: (nb) Vicereine Tablecloth
DD: (nb) Queen's Remembrancer Bookworm
DS: (nb) Archdeacon Chili Con Carne
DS: (nb) Lord President of the Council Duck
DS: (nb) Chairman Floor

This message was edited 9/28/2009, 8:24 AM

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The Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump family
DH: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (33)
DW: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (32)DS: January Nitram (7) {hhhhhmmmmm}
DS: Feburary Leahcim (7) {SwtNikki87/Helena/Roey}
DS: March Yelir (7) {Ninor}
DS: August Leumas (7) {Emilie}
DS: September Semaj (7) {CB/Lady_Skywalker/gabriellagrace}
DS: October Nodnal (7) {Veronica}
DS: November Selrahc (7) {christinaxo}
DS: Jalember Samoht (7) {miss_smiley}
DD: April Heaven (7) {gabriellagrace}
DD: May Sixela (7) {Lady_Skywalker}
DD: June Remmus (7) {Genevieve}
DD: July Haras (7) {Stephanie}
DD: December Ylil (7) {Davidica}DD: (4) Shulammite Harry-Potter
DS: (4) Yeshua Twilight
DS: (4) Adlai Lord-of-the-Rings
DS: (4) Uzziel X-men
DS: (4) Ehud Wutherine-Heights
DS: (4) Nogah Jane-EyreDD: (nb) Your-Honor Radio
DD: (nb) Supreme-Pontiff Television
DD: (nb) President Movie
DD: (nb) Constable Dance
DD: (nb) Knight Music
DS: (nb) Coach Monkey
DS: (nb) Tutor Alligator
DS: (nb) Pupil Snake
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The Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump family
DH: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (33)
DW: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (32)DS: January Nitram (7) {hhhhhmmmmm}
DS: Feburary Leahcim (7) {SwtNikki87/Helena/Roey}
DS: March Yelir (7) {Ninor}
DS: August Leumas (7) {Emilie}
DS: September Semaj (7) {CB/Lady_Skywalker/gabriellagrace}
DS: October Nodnal (7) {Veronica}
DS: November Selrahc (7) {christinaxo}
DS: Jalember Samoht (7) {miss_smiley}
DD: April Heaven (7) {gabriellagrace}
DD: May Sixela (7) {Lady_Skywalker}
DD: June Remmus (7) {Genevieve}
DD: July Haras (7) {Stephanie}
DD: December Ylil (7) {Davidica}DD: Diklah To Kill a Mockingbird (4)
DS: Agrippa Fountainhead (4)
DS: Buz Three Cups of Tea (4)
DS: Clopas Batman (4)
DS: Eliphelet Great Gatsby (4)
DS: Festus Brave New World (4)DD: Queen Banana Cream (nb)
DD: Dame Caramel (nb)
DD: Duchess Jazzberry (nb)
DD: Contessa Passion Flamingo (nb)
DD: Marquess Poundcake (nb)
DS: Baron Milkyway (nb)
DS: Cadet Bonneville (nb)
DS: King Blizzard (nb)
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The Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump family
DH: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (33)
DW: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (32)DS: January Nitram (7) {hhhhhmmmmm}
DS: Feburary Leahcim (7) {SwtNikki87/Helena/Roey}
DS: March Yelir (7) {Ninor}
DS: August Leumas (7) {Emilie}
DS: September Semaj (7) {CB/Lady_Skywalker/gabriellagrace}
DS: October Nodnal (7) {Veronica}
DS: November Selrahc (7) {christinaxo}
DS: Jalember Samoht (7) {miss_smiley}
DD: April Heaven (7) {gabriellagrace}
DD: May Sixela (7) {Lady_Skywalker}
DD: June Remmus (7) {Genevieve}
DD: July Haras (7) {Stephanie}
DD: December Ylil (7) {Davidica}DD: Zibiah Bible (4)
DS: Elioenai Eclipse (4)
DS: Onesimus Momento (4) (the movie)
DS: Caiaphas Matrix (4) (the movie)
DS: Artaxerxes Eragon (4)
DS: Salathiel Twilight (4)DD: Dame Elephant (nb)
DD: Reina Hostage (nb)
DD: Lady Kre8tyv (nb)
DD: Leader Antarctica (nb)
DD: Infanta Penny (nb)
DS: Major God (nb)
DS: King Chocolate (nb)
DS: Emperor World (nb)
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DD: Mahalath Little House on the Prairie (4)
DS: Abednego The Origin of Species (4)
DS: Caiaphas Matrix (4)
DS: Elioenai Dictionary (4)
DS: Carpus Lion King (4)
DS: Eutychus Good Will Hunting (4)DD: Queen Nevaeh IV (nb)
DD: Miss Luke (nb)
DD: Sergeant Princess (nb)
DD: CEO Brydee (nb)
DD: President Trynidee (nb)
DS: Butcher Sweetie-Pie (nb)
DS: Pope Pennywise (nb)
DS: Chef Gunner (nb)
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The Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump family
DH: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (33)
DW: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (32)DS: January Nitram (7) {hhhhhmmmmm}
DS: Feburary Leahcim (7) {SwtNikki87/Helena/Roey}
DS: March Yelir (7) {Ninor}
DS: August Leumas (7) {Emilie}
DS: September Semaj (7) {CB/Lady_Skywalker/gabriellagrace}
DS: October Nodnal (7) {Veronica}
DS: November Selrahc (7) {christinaxo}
DS: Jalember Samoht (7) {miss_smiley}
DD: April Heaven (7) {gabriellagrace}
DD: May Sixela (7) {Lady_Skywalker}
DD: June Remmus (7) {Genevieve}
DD: July Haras (7) {Stephanie}
DD: December Ylil (7) {Davidica}DD: Peninnah Twilight (4)
DS: Shadrach New-Moon (4)
DS: Meshach Star-Wars (4)
DS: Abednego Jumper (4)
DS: Enoch Magorium (4) (after the book & movie, Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emprium)
DS: Esau Harry-Potter (4)DD: Empress Love (nb)
DD: Queen Hugs (nb)
DD: Princess Pea (nb) (The Princess and The Pea, LOL)
DD: Duchess Cupcake (nb)
DD: Baroness Almond (nb)
DS: Emperor Strong (nb)
DS: King Just (nb)
DS: Prince Pauper (nb) (The Prince and The Pauper, LOL)
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DD: Mehetabel Time Travelers Wife (4)
DS: Beelzebub Ratatouille (4)
DS: Eutychus Harry Potter (4)
DS: Jehoshaphat Twilight (4)
DS: Onesiphorus New Moon (4)
DS: Shealtiel Ponyo (4)DD: Lady Vanilla (nb)
DD: Princess Tryndee (nb)
DD: Sister Hippie (nb)
DD: Vicereine Sofa (nb)
DD: Mademoiselle Prayer (nb)
DS: Earl Junkie (nb)
DS: President Dresser (nb)
DS: Archbishop Smiler (nb)

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The Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump family
DH: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (26)
DW: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (25)DS: January Nitram (7) {hhhhhmmmmm}
DS: Feburary Leahcim (7) {SwtNikki87/Helena/Roey}
DS: March Yelir (7) {Ninor}
DS: August Leumas (7) {Emilie}
DS: September Semaj (7) {CB/Lady_Skywalker/gabriellagrace}
DS: October Nodnal (7) {Veronica}
DS: November Selrahc (7) {christinaxo}
DS: Jalember Samoht (7) {miss_smiley}
DD: April Heaven (7) {gabriellagrace}
DD: May Sixela (7) {Lady_Skywalker}
DD: June Remmus (7) {Genevieve}
DD: July Haras (7) {Stephanie}
DD: December Ylil (7) {Davidica}DD: Kandake Casablanca (4)
DS: Joktan Bible (4)
DS: Tekoa Frankenstien (4)
DS: Zadok Beowulf (4)
DS: Benaiah Moby-Dick (4)
DS: Ithai Oliver-Twist (4)DD: Madame Smallfry (nb)
DD: Senorita Jumpingjacks (nb)
DD: Lady Christmas-tree (nb)
DD: Baroness Igottaitch (nb)
DD: Miss Independant (nb)
DS: Captain Jack-Sparrow (nb)
DS: Mister Ollivander (nb)
DS: Monsieur Signature (nb)
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