Well, you know how to complete the sentence.
You know the origins of the names "
Jeff" and "Foxworthy"
You`ve read so many BA`s you can recognize every baby or small child in your town
You have several restraining orders beause you`ve asked complete strangers about their names.
You write to your favourite celebrity asking him about his favourite names.
You`re devestated when said celebrity replies with "I`ve never really thought about it.
You also wrote him explaining how odd it was his name meaning didn`t apply to him at all.
Foreign exchange students never have to repeat their names to you.
You have a firm grounding in Greek, Latin and Gaelic.
You have gotten detention/fired for calling a classmate`s/coworker`s favourite name "trendy".
The only jokes you know are ones about people named
Ben Dover and
Jenny Taylor.
Your favourite comedian once told a joke about the meaning of her name.
But you know she got it wrong.
Your idea of a slam is "Yo momma so old her name is
Amabel" or "You so poor, yo name was originally a surname, beeotch"
You`d hitchhike to Nebraska just to meet
Cleveland Evans.
You know that
Cleveland Evans is not the black guy from Family
Guy.
This message was edited 3/8/2009, 5:14 PM