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Re: You Say, You Think

by Bryce (Heliotrope_Blanc)

4/14/2007, 7:37 PM

This is my daughter Echo Anthea.
You say: Really quite beautiful. exquisite, actually.
You think: Damn, that's some hippie right there.

This is my son Raphael Harpo, we call him Harpo.
You say: You live in Pioneer Valley, don't you?
You think: Wish i'd thought of that.

This is my son Alison Bartholomew.
You say: Neat...hey, do you guys go to church?
You think: Why did you name your son ALISON???

This is my daughter Leah Adelaide:
You say: Oh how sweet!
You think: I hope she doesn't grow up to be a rich snob like her parents.

This is my son Karl Cináed.
You say: Oh, really nice! Is that Celtic?
You think: It must be Celtic. I love Celtic names.

This is my daughter Ingrid Brunhild.
You say: Excuse me, mam, what am I doing in this thatched hovel?
You think: That one'll grow up to be a witch.

This is my son Lyle Delmar.
You say: charming young man.
You think: BROOKEEEEBAAACK MOUUUUNTAAAAINNN!

This is my daughter Thea Camille.
You say: what a pretty name.
You think:......Chamomile Tea????

This is my daughter Sarah Elaine:
You say: Um, Janice, i know that by now.
You think: Dear lord, no one has a personality as blah as that. It most certainly clashes.

This is my son Rafael Cesaire.
You say: Sophisticated.
You think: Someone's mummy is an art critic.

This is my daughter Lucy Hermione.
You say: Oh, like Harry Potter!
You think: Ugh, i can't believe i just said that.

This is my son Rylan Patrokles.
You say: What a fascinating name!
You think: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT I LOVE YOU

This is my son Leonidas Beowulf, we call him Leon.
You say: Just wondering, are you guys royalty or anything?
You think: Lucky that kid has a nickname.

COUSINS. TOTALLY COUSINS. YEP, COUSINS. IN CONCLUSION: COUSINS.

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- lulu (lulee girl)

4/15/2007, 8:16 PM

LOL!

These comments made me laugh. A lot.

- Fisher (Spider from Mars) +3

4/14/2007, 8:38 PM

Why yes, I do live in the Pioneer Valley! And I am a hippie. I mean, you've been to PVPA, you know how we roll. No, we do NOT go to church. Why would you say that? I named my son Alison because it is an AWESOME name. Also because, clearly, I'm mean and want my kids to be teased (note that my daughter is named Echo). I am not a rich snob! How could a hippie be a rich snob? Keep your insults straight.

Lyle Delmar is indeed charming, though he seems to lack a Jack. *sighs* Alackaday. (Of course in RL Lyle's mn is Harrison, which is gross. His first and last names are so pretty together and then...ew.)

Yes, like HP. Only totally not. I weep because nobody can use that name anymore. It's like Adolf. *really likes the name Adolf* Then again, Benny claims I'm a nazi so... Why yes, I am an art critic, except totally not. And yes, we are royalty. My name is actually Elizabeth. Elizabeth XIV.

And I love you too, Stell.

- Bryce (Heliotrope_Blanc) +2

4/16/2007, 4:28 PM

Lyle Delmar is indeed charming
Though he seems to lack a Jack
He flirts and whistles and bellows
But can't get beyond the facts
And though Lyle knows he's at least half gay
He finds it difficult to stand up and say,
"I AINT GONNA QUIT YOU," at least not today,
Oh poor, poor, Lyle Delmar!

- Fisher (Spider from Mars)

4/16/2007, 4:38 PM

OH MON DIEU YOU ARE A GOD!

No, no, you are not A God. You are THE God. This is the most fabulous poem I have ever read. I feel I must show it to the real Lyle...he would be so concerned- though Lyle's the sort of guy who might find that funny.

And Stella, just so you know, I ain't quittin' you.

- Bryce (Heliotrope_Blanc)

4/16/2007, 4:30 PM

(and i love you too Vivian)

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