Re: Create atrocious kre8tyve names!
in reply to a message by Hilary
here we go..
Aahllyssyinn - Alison (huzzah! double letters!)
Johrgiuh - Georgia (I love Hs, yes I do, I love Hs, how 'bout you?!)
Ahlukszinduhr - Alexander (have fun with that ksz there)
Kahzzahduhrruh - Cassandra (add a silent syllable for added fun!)
Mhahdullehnnh - Madeleine (because an "hnnh" makes all the difference)
Kuhriiztohfur - Christopher (another mysterious silent syllable)
Kahylib - Caleb ('nuff said.)
Mhyloe - Milo (because there are just so many Milos.)
Thiahdoor - Theodore (Why name your child plain old Theodore when they could be THIAHDOOR?!)
Daeziee - Daisy (Because Daisy isn't trashy enough)
Gehrhemhee - Jeremy (...)
Ptrhiztuhn - Tristan (The P is a silent killer, like Pterodactyls and Carbon Monoxide.)
Pheeohnuh - Fiona (urg.)
Nahthully - Natalie (hth is the best thing to happen to names since -lyn)
Kahnndizs - Candace (the WRATH OF KHAN!)
Aahllyssyinn - Alison (huzzah! double letters!)
Johrgiuh - Georgia (I love Hs, yes I do, I love Hs, how 'bout you?!)
Ahlukszinduhr - Alexander (have fun with that ksz there)
Kahzzahduhrruh - Cassandra (add a silent syllable for added fun!)
Mhahdullehnnh - Madeleine (because an "hnnh" makes all the difference)
Kuhriiztohfur - Christopher (another mysterious silent syllable)
Kahylib - Caleb ('nuff said.)
Mhyloe - Milo (because there are just so many Milos.)
Thiahdoor - Theodore (Why name your child plain old Theodore when they could be THIAHDOOR?!)
Daeziee - Daisy (Because Daisy isn't trashy enough)
Gehrhemhee - Jeremy (...)
Ptrhiztuhn - Tristan (The P is a silent killer, like Pterodactyls and Carbon Monoxide.)
Pheeohnuh - Fiona (urg.)
Nahthully - Natalie (hth is the best thing to happen to names since -lyn)
Kahnndizs - Candace (the WRATH OF KHAN!)
Replies
ROFLOL!! That is sooo funny!
Symentherr (why call your beautiful daughter Sam when she can be a 'Sym'?
Taeilorrlyn (If Kate can have a Lyn, why not little Taylor, hmm?)
Suma - Summer is just too confusing..isn't it like, a season?
Jeeoregah - Georgia = too boring...it needed some livenin' up!
Sewpheigh - Why, it's dear Sophie, of course!
Jowseffph - Lovely brother of dear Taeilorrlyn and precious Sewpheigh
Juztyin - Who says Justin can't have a silent y?
Ayvah Graeys (who else is sick of the 'Ava Grace' fad?)
Olehvrlyn - poor Oliver just wants to be like Katelyn and Taylorlyn and Amberlyn and...
Darnl - "Darn! Darn! The milkmarn!"
Lileearneh - Because Lillianna is not pretty enough
Haireighsun - Harrison, duh!
Taeilorrlyn (If Kate can have a Lyn, why not little Taylor, hmm?)
Suma - Summer is just too confusing..isn't it like, a season?
Jeeoregah - Georgia = too boring...it needed some livenin' up!
Sewpheigh - Why, it's dear Sophie, of course!
Jowseffph - Lovely brother of dear Taeilorrlyn and precious Sewpheigh
Juztyin - Who says Justin can't have a silent y?
Ayvah Graeys (who else is sick of the 'Ava Grace' fad?)
Olehvrlyn - poor Oliver just wants to be like Katelyn and Taylorlyn and Amberlyn and...
Darnl - "Darn! Darn! The milkmarn!"
Lileearneh - Because Lillianna is not pretty enough
Haireighsun - Harrison, duh!
This message was edited 5/21/2005, 2:18 PM
You guys are hilllllaaaaahhhreeeeows! (yeah, made that one up, too!)