Mister Magoo's day at behindthename.com or a hopeless case story
Mister Magoo's day at behindthename.com or A hopeless case story:
Act 1 scene 1*Mister Magoo enters the site*
I sure wonder what Waldo 's name means.
Alas the letters are so small but I will give it a try.
hmm...*reads*
search for names
search in meanings
search in descriptionOh dear, his name is Waldo name is not "names", "meanings" or "description" and I who thought this site held many names, yet it holds only three!*reads on*Advanced searchAh yes that must be the one. While the simple search only holds three names the advanced search must hold more.
*pushes the advanced search link*
Hmm... it looks exactly the same to me except for some odd noselike signs drawn infront of the three seachable names. Odd...*reads on*Find names in any gendernahhh Waldo is a boy and not any gender so that cannot be it.*reads on*"or" search
"and" search? Waldo and or? nahhh*reads on*Suppress duplicates and headingsOpppress! oppress! never in my life! That I am certainly not going to push.*reads on*Ahh of course! silly me! it has been there all the time.
Had I just pushed that large grey button named "Search" a long time ago he he.*pushes the search button*Search text:
No matches.Eh? what is the mater with this thing?
It is broken that is what it is.
Oh my little eye does spy a messageboard link.*clicks the messeage board link*Ahh yes. Let us see now.*posts on the message board*"This is surely the worst name site I have ever visited and you people call yourself Big Kahunas! You could at least call yourself Small Kahunas. And by the way tell me what Waldo means or I will, but taunt you a second time.Mister Magoo
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Mister Magoo's day at behindthename.com or a hopeless case story  ·  Selwyn  ·  9/13/2001, 1:03 PM
And I thought people were just too lazy to do their own research...  ·  'Cole  ·  9/15/2001, 11:13 PM
You made me smile today, Selwyn. :) n/t  ·  Nanaea  ·  9/13/2001, 3:59 PM
Selwyn I bow to your genius :)))))) n/t  ·  Pavlos  ·  9/13/2001, 3:32 PM