"Maharishi East, huh?"
More like The Overlook Hotel East -- with a small student population that probably wouldn't fill up more than two auditoriums in your brother-in-law's mega-university. It had an amazing liberal arts program, though, when I was going there.
Okay, we know you went to Ohio State for both degrees, and Pavlos got his masters in Washington, D.C. Hey, Pav! Where'd you get your bachelors?
-- Nanaea