I know you can't read this now, so I'll count on Gia to pass it on.
"Well everyone, it's time to say so long for a while. Derek broke up with me and told me that he had cheated on me on Tuesday night, so I can't really use his computer anymore."
****** Was this the same skank ho you'd suspected he was seeing awhile back?
"Nobody worry, I am doing ok, and by the way Nan, I beat his ass for it, I remember something about being in someone's lair and if they piss you off, destroy them,"
****** You have learned well, Grasshopper. :)
"so I hit him. In the face. A lot of times."
****** Stiletto high-heels work best for that purpose. You could've tattoo'ed the word "BETRAYAL" right across his face with one of those little muthas. :)
"He deserved it as far as I'm concerned, although I did call and apoligize,"
****** See, if it was me, I would've called to LAUGH! "How's your face lookin' today, LOSER? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" :)
"because I still love him and want to be friends."
******* If you can stay friends with him, suggest to him that he put in writing that you can have his computer if any REALLY BAD ACCIDENT should happen to befall him. ;)
"So I just wanted to say goodbye for now, I will return sometime, just don't know when, so try not to forget me, okay?? :) I love you guys!!"
****** We'll miss you, Sarahjeanne! Thanks, Gia, for promising to keep us all in touch somehow!
-- Nanaea