Behind the Wiccan Religion
Of course I couldn't resist this...
Alexandrian Tradition=Inordinate tax and lair
Celtic Tradition=Ironic, titled cat
Dianic Tradition=Candid initiator
Gardnerian Tradition=Originated in darn art
Strega Tradition=It grandiose tart
Not apologizing for anything, as Wiccans generally view Satanists as the "Mafia" of the Pagan World. Eh, that's okay. We Satanists view Wiccans as the hippies of the Pagan World. ;)
Oh, and I'm taking "Satanism"="A mint ass" as a compliment, Che. The vast majority of Satanists do have very nice asses. :)
-- Nanaea