You must immediately begin to indoctrinate your family in our ways! I can maybe cut 'em some slack for not knowing about Father's Day -- but you didn't even celebrate *Groundhog's Day*???? WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE AAAAAAARE YOU????
Okay, you all will get another chance this July 4th. Start stocking up on illegal fireworks NOW! And don't waste your money on dynamite. You gotta get some C4! Yeah! :))))
-- Nanaea