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ArchivesAs promised Sarahjeanne...
I know this isn't name related, but I REALLY wanted to share!
FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:
1)Grimace painfully and smack your forehead yelling:
"Shut-up, all of you just shut-up!"
2) Whistle (or hum) the first seven notes of "It's a small World".
3) Offer a nametag to everyone getting on the elevator; wear yours
upside down.
4) Stand silent and motionless facing in the wall in the corner of
the elvevator without getting off.
5) When arriving on your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors,
then look embarrassed when they open by themselves.
6) On the highest floor, hold the doors open and demand they stay
open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink"
at the bottom.
7) Stare, grinning, at one of the passengers for a while, then
announce "I've got new socks on!"
8) Meow occasionally.
9) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.
10) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask
"Is that your beeper?"
11) Say "Ding!" at each floor.
12) Draw a little square with chalk on the floor, and tell everyone
that this is your "personal space".
Numbers 2, 5, 6, 7, and 11 are proven to get a response from others. I'm not going to say what kind of response... Enjoy!
FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:
1)Grimace painfully and smack your forehead yelling:
"Shut-up, all of you just shut-up!"
2) Whistle (or hum) the first seven notes of "It's a small World".
3) Offer a nametag to everyone getting on the elevator; wear yours
upside down.
4) Stand silent and motionless facing in the wall in the corner of
the elvevator without getting off.
5) When arriving on your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors,
then look embarrassed when they open by themselves.
6) On the highest floor, hold the doors open and demand they stay
open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink"
at the bottom.
7) Stare, grinning, at one of the passengers for a while, then
announce "I've got new socks on!"
8) Meow occasionally.
9) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.
10) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask
"Is that your beeper?"
11) Say "Ding!" at each floor.
12) Draw a little square with chalk on the floor, and tell everyone
that this is your "personal space".
Numbers 2, 5, 6, 7, and 11 are proven to get a response from others. I'm not going to say what kind of response... Enjoy!
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