You've got me started, Daividh. ;)
Hee-heee! I love Dead Romanov jokes. ;) Here's one for you, Daividh:
QUESTION: What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead Romanovs?
ANSWER: You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Oops! Hope we didn't piss off Eagle Beak again. ;)
-- Nanaea