Here goes! I apologize in advance for some of 'em :)
Michelle Kylie Gordon=
Hell-like demonic orgy!
Christopher John Gordon=
Shhh! Project groin donor!
Debra Jane Wilkinson
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Drinkable wino jeans
Matthew Ryan Wilkinson
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Mike Tyson wrath in lawn
Rachel Nicole Wilkinson
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Lionlike 'n' clownish care
Lisa Simone Cornell=
Roll in,
Monica Seles!
Smellier, as in colon :)