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in reply to a message by PriaposLovs
He should've known better than to order something called "The New Yorker" from Pizza Hut without asking to see the list of ingredients first...
Actually, I'm surprised he suffered any reaction at all, seeing as how Pissa Hut routinely overcooks -- no, burns -- their product well past the point of viral or bacterial survival almost without fail.
Or perhaps it was merely an honest but misguided attempt at birth control by the Pizza Hut employees (altho three at once smacks of darker things...). Planned Pizzahood? Coitus Interruptus with extra cheese?
Actually, I'm surprised he suffered any reaction at all, seeing as how Pissa Hut routinely overcooks -- no, burns -- their product well past the point of viral or bacterial survival almost without fail.
Or perhaps it was merely an honest but misguided attempt at birth control by the Pizza Hut employees (altho three at once smacks of darker things...). Planned Pizzahood? Coitus Interruptus with extra cheese?
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