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The following story has been circulating like wildfire in Athens. A fellow stepped in a Pizza Hut in Kallithea (an Athens 'burb) at 11:55 pm and ordered a take-out pizza. He was told that the kitchen had closed, but the fellow raised hell, insisting that the kitchen regularly closed at midnight, and demanded a pizza. The employees begrudgingly obliged. The next day the fellow woke up with some form of allergic shock, and was rushed to the hospital. The remaining pizza was analysed in the lab, with surprising results: three varieties of human semen were detected, one of which was syphilitic to boot. Apparently the employees were more than pissed-off. This affair was supposedly settled out of court. Although my wife's boss claims that her second cousin's finace works at the laboratory in question, I cant vouch for the authenticity of this story. All I can say is that I wont be visiting the Kallithea Pizza Hut any time soon.
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He should've known better than to order something called "The New Yorker" from Pizza Hut without asking to see the list of ingredients first...
Actually, I'm surprised he suffered any reaction at all, seeing as how Pissa Hut routinely overcooks -- no, burns -- their product well past the point of viral or bacterial survival almost without fail.
Or perhaps it was merely an honest but misguided attempt at birth control by the Pizza Hut employees (altho three at once smacks of darker things...). Planned Pizzahood? Coitus Interruptus with extra cheese?
Actually, I'm surprised he suffered any reaction at all, seeing as how Pissa Hut routinely overcooks -- no, burns -- their product well past the point of viral or bacterial survival almost without fail.
Or perhaps it was merely an honest but misguided attempt at birth control by the Pizza Hut employees (altho three at once smacks of darker things...). Planned Pizzahood? Coitus Interruptus with extra cheese?
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There's a very similar story making the rounds here in SoCal...except this one involves The Olive Garden, fettucine Alfredo, and a nice big dose of chlamydia. Yummy.
Also, I worked in an Italian restaurant while I was in college and all the employees got a free meal at the end of the night. One of the very first things the manager told me while explaining this to me was, "It would be in your best interest if you don't order anything made with white sauce". Double yummy.
Also, I worked in an Italian restaurant while I was in college and all the employees got a free meal at the end of the night. One of the very first things the manager told me while explaining this to me was, "It would be in your best interest if you don't order anything made with white sauce". Double yummy.
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Once again, the Anagram Oracle has spoken: Fettucine Alfredo yields
"Feed erotic flaunt", "Foul feed interact", "Erection-fed fault" and "Erect- fouled?? Faint!"
"Feed erotic flaunt", "Foul feed interact", "Erection-fed fault" and "Erect- fouled?? Faint!"
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The Oracle of the Anagram has ordained that the boss of the Kallithea Pizza Hut needs to post this notice in the kitchen for his employees:
"Pizza Hut of Kallithea"="If Thou Leak, Halt Pizza!"
-- Nanaea
"Pizza Hut of Kallithea"="If Thou Leak, Halt Pizza!"
-- Nanaea
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ROTFLMAO!
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You always make me smile, Nan! :) Great story, PriaposLovs! Did you guys ever hear the one from Taco Bell? (I know right now your thinking, which one??) Apparently a woman ate there and then began having some kind of mouth irritations. She went to see a doctor and apparently, somehow there were roach eggs in her food and they got embedded in the insides of her cheeks. I'm not sure what all happened, but that's just gross! Anyone care to join me for a Nacho Bell Grande at lunch? :)
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