Did you get Patty or Selma Bouvier to serve you at the DVM? I'll bet you reeeeeally could've gotten that 7-letter license plate. ;)
Like PAVLOS, I'm going to present you with a consolation prize, which you can have stenciled on your car instead of the usual "Rude Boy" -- along with the shotgun that I hope you're displaying in your rear window, now that you live in Kintuckie.
Anagramming only your first and last names, here's your new Goth alias: "Vladimir Harshlad".
-- NANAEA