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in reply to a message by Daividh
Did you get Patty or Selma Bouvier to serve you at the DVM? I'll bet you reeeeeally could've gotten that 7-letter license plate. ;)
Like PAVLOS, I'm going to present you with a consolation prize, which you can have stenciled on your car instead of the usual "Rude Boy" -- along with the shotgun that I hope you're displaying in your rear window, now that you live in Kintuckie.
Anagramming only your first and last names, here's your new Goth alias: "Vladimir Harshlad".
-- NANAEA
Like PAVLOS, I'm going to present you with a consolation prize, which you can have stenciled on your car instead of the usual "Rude Boy" -- along with the shotgun that I hope you're displaying in your rear window, now that you live in Kintuckie.
Anagramming only your first and last names, here's your new Goth alias: "Vladimir Harshlad".
-- NANAEA
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For you, two ears, one tail! :) See below...
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Why, thank you! And, of course, I'm sure you already knew that we Satanists prefer the ears 'n' tail of the *matador*. ;)
You shouldn't encourage me, Daividh... Here are Goth names for the rest of your family:
"Jennifer M..."="Mrs. Janna Hellfire"
"Ian M..."="Lash'r Animal"
"Ian P. M..."="Sir Hal Napalm"
"Laura Ruth M..."="Marla-Lu Ultraharsh"
-- Nanaea
You shouldn't encourage me, Daividh... Here are Goth names for the rest of your family:
"Jennifer M..."="Mrs. Janna Hellfire"
"Ian M..."="Lash'r Animal"
"Ian P. M..."="Sir Hal Napalm"
"Laura Ruth M..."="Marla-Lu Ultraharsh"
-- Nanaea
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Was' 'wiff de capitalized names?
STACY
STACY
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Them is our vanity license plates! Patty an' Selma isn't a-gonna be givin' us enny crap about it, eifer! Fry mah hide!
-- Lara Leeanne Peach
-- Lara Leeanne Peach
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Also note that Daividh, filtered through the *moron* option of *dialectizer* yields Daibidh. We can therefore assume that the evolution from Daibidh to Daividh is more than merely linguistic.
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