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Re: Time for Fun: Equivocal, Politically-Incorrect and Inappropriate Names Contest!
Assuming that I'm assuming correctly ... how's your Rugby? A few years ago there was a huge prop forward, Mr William Somebody, who played for Scotland, and the French at that time had a player, also a large lad, who was m. Condom. So a poster was painted when the two sides med: Our Willie is bigger than your Condom ...
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...which reminds me of an old story my dad used to say: During WWII, soldiers protected their rifles from rain and cold by placing condoms on the barrels. According to the story, Winston Churchill personally ordered the production of huge condoms for such use, and had them stamped with: "Size Medium, made in England".
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