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ArchivesOff-topic goofiness. Your zodiac sign as a light bulb joke
Okay, blame Andrea for getting me started on this, as her astrological comment further down the page reminded me of these stoopid light blub jokes I'd found in *The Complete Idiot's Guide to Astrology*:
How many Aries does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but you better get the hell out of the way.
How many Tauruses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but she'll do it when she's good and ready.
How many Geminis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.
How many Cancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but his therapist has to talk him into it.
How many Leos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, and a hallelujah chorus while she does it.
How many Virgos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
At least four. One to take out the light bulb, one to check the wiring, one to put the new light bulb in, and one to clean up the mess.
How many Libras does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Maybe one to do it and one not to do it.
How many Scorpios does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They like it in the dark.
How many Sagittariuses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, and eleven other signs to revolve around him.
How many Capricorns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it has to be her idea.
How many Aquarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, and he has to use the latest technology to do it.
How many Pisces does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The light went out?
So, gang? Would you, uh... say these are accurate? ;)
-- Nanaea
How many Aries does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but you better get the hell out of the way.
How many Tauruses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but she'll do it when she's good and ready.
How many Geminis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.
How many Cancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but his therapist has to talk him into it.
How many Leos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, and a hallelujah chorus while she does it.
How many Virgos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
At least four. One to take out the light bulb, one to check the wiring, one to put the new light bulb in, and one to clean up the mess.
How many Libras does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Maybe one to do it and one not to do it.
How many Scorpios does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They like it in the dark.
How many Sagittariuses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, and eleven other signs to revolve around him.
How many Capricorns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it has to be her idea.
How many Aquarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, and he has to use the latest technology to do it.
How many Pisces does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The light went out?
So, gang? Would you, uh... say these are accurate? ;)
-- Nanaea
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