Will these Texicans ever stop?
Amauri: I only criticize this one because I have two good friends, brother and sister, who have a congenital eye condition called Leber's congenital amaurosis. Amaurosis meaning blindess. Very obviously, the parents did not know this.
Apsen Journey: A trip through the woods.
Betty Lu Holly: Take a nice name like Holly and ruin it with a stereotypical good-girl-next-door-circa-1945 like Bettly Lu. Betty Lu and her brother Billy Joe Jim Bob.
Dynasty: From theHookers in Heaven files. Dynasty also always makes me think of die nasty.
Honesty: Not always the best policy.
Jazz-lynn: Appearing this week only at the Lusty Kitty Gentlemen's Club.
Jewelissa: With her beautiful blonde sidekick Jewelissa.
Lexes Skyy: And their lovely built redheaded pal Lexes Skye!
Livier: Destined to be called Liver her entire life.
Mahogany: Destined to be called Hog.
Miamor: Woo, things are really smokin' down at Lusty Kitty tonight!
Nana Kofi: Nana is your grandmother's nn. Kofi is a man, the Secretary of the UN.
Percefoni: It is better to be hooked on crack than hooked on phonics.
Violet Skyy: This pretty new purple vodka you need to try.
Vizz-Sun: Supposed to be Vision? What'd I just say about phonics?
Ugonna: And her sister Uwanna and brother Ubetter.
Angel Noe'l: This is why so many of us are just wishing the holiday season would get over with. And that apostrophe must die.
Camaury: New sports car?
Dutch Padric: more like Irish to me.
Erbey Lee: How the cockneys call Herbie.
Jank: Betty Lu's straight-shootin' Stetson-wearin' cowboy.
Joloxin: If this doesn't sound like medicine I will run naked down the street screaming "Mike C is a sex god."
Lucky Phillip: They really wanted a dog but ended up with this kid instead. I don't consider him to be very lucky.
Maddox Chateau: A snooty winery up in Sonoma County.
Ralven: Sounds like an angry dog.
Stone: I don't care if Stone Phillips is a respected journalist, the name is still dumb. How about naminga kid Dirt? Or Gravel?
Tram: Like as in a trolley car? Spare me.