Donald is so ugly. Always hated that name, going back to only knowing it for a cartoon duck.
Ivanka sucks because it was a vanity name from her equally terrible mother -- basically "mini me."
Barron is a very ugly name.
Jared makes me think of that Subway pedophile, so it's ruined forever anyway.
I guess the rest of the names are ok, if you divorce them from the horrifying people who are attached.