Seriously. It sounds like a couple of twelve-year-old girls thought that up.
And Brunner?
The only Brunner I ever ran across was when I was a teenager and read "Helter Skelter"; Mary Brunner was Charles Manson's favorite wife/girlfriend/mistress/whatever she was.
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes!
Steve Martin