Well, I sure hope nobody names their kid Fluffy. lol
Julius Squeezer
Rocky Bal Boa
Sid Squeezer
Actually, Sid would be pretty good on its own for a snake.
Snake N. De-Grass
I know someone with a snake called Mr. Slithers.
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes!
Steve Martin