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It's funny, a lot of "sad beige kids" have names that are actually pretty edgy and should not seem beige! I don't follow many family influencers but all the sad beige kids I've seen have names like:

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Ari
Lili
(I definitely associate any name that ends in i with that oatmeal palette now)
Kimber
Luna
Ever
Lincoln
Otto
Archie

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I also see these as "sad beige"

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Laurel and Lauren
Shiloh
Charlotte
Audrey
Greyson
Grace
Oliver
Theodore
Atticus
Sailor
Everleigh, Everly
Hadley
Arlo
Suri

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Names that aren't sad beige to me:

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Gladys
Wanda
Cheryl
Hilda
Zinnia
Gene
Wendell
Hugh
Frank

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Any name that feels really trendy cool has the sad beige shadow over it. Names that end in o and i seem to be extra beige.

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(Marnie doesn't feel sad beige to me at all. Marni maybe! But not Marnie).