*For a character, not a human child*
I need a stage name for my boy. He's a genuinely talented but extremely naïve clairvoyant. He has been given a segment in a local talk show which will roll into a bigger and bigger mess. He needs an Early 2000s Douche™️ stage name to go by. Given to him by an agent who really wants him to be their Criss
Angel.
His given name is
Sondre Hedlund. He is willowy with brown eyes and brown hair - his appearance is generally unremarkable outside of his TV personality.
TIA for any suggestions!