I was in the local supermarket and heard a mother calling her daughter Pixie who appeared to be around 6 years old. WDYT of Pixie?
Spell Checker Blues
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my review
Miss steaks Eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
Anon