Maxine is quite frumpy. There's a reason, I think, why the name was chosen for the cranky old woman on those Shoebox greeting cards.
But at least it sounds like a name, even though it also sounds like it could be a disinfectant or something. Like Bactine, only maximum?
Capucine doesn't sound like a person; it sounds like something you'd get at Starbucks in Paris.
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes!
Steve Martin